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Okay.. I'm too lazy to type it all again.. so I'm just gonna copy and paste what I said to my friend on YIM.
Becca .......: hii
Dead Panda: hi..
Becca .......: what'd up?
Becca .......: what's*
Dead Panda: eh.. .. we took pakkun for training today.. i guess..
Becca .......: ohhh...how was it?
Dead Panda: okay.. i know exacly how to train him now.. the guy told us exactly what to do... but I don't want to bore you with.. "other" details...
Becca .......: what ''other'' details
Becca .......: ?
Dead Panda: the .. horrible parts.. >>
Becca .......: horrible??
Dead Panda: HORRIBLE...
Becca .......: ??
Dead Panda: Well.. i don't want to bore you.. so.. there... and it's not horrible like the dog trainer part.. it's horrible as in.. well.. how about this.. My Mom.
Becca .......: what happened??
Dead Panda: If you get me started I'll just nag about my day! And I won't stop 'till I'm completely done! Do you REALLY want me to complain about my life? @_@;
Becca .......: yes?
Dead Panda: >>
Dead Panda: Well................................ *sigh* Okay.. sit tight
Dead Panda: So, I woke up at 9 a.m today.. and got ready for the dog trainer thing. My mom was already nagging me all the time until we got to the dog training place.. uhm.. K-9 something.. forgot the name.. we got there by 11 a.m. The dog trainer guy said to let Pakkun out of the car.. and since my mom is an idiot.. she kept saying.. "Luana!! The dog trainer said to take off his leash!!" I said no, but she did it anyways.. and if you don't know.. he has to have a leash no matter what.. 'cuase once you let him go.. there's no way you can catch him in less then 8 min.. And it was a BIIG area too... so that was a frikin pain.. then the guy said to my mom he needs the leash.. I frikin told her!! She's an idiot!! ;-; So we brought him in.. and the guy started asking us questions about him.. there was..
Dead Panda: this yes or no answer part.. and instead of answering yes or no.. my mom kept blabbing on on about nonsense for each question.. I reminded her it's just "tes" or "no" but she kept talking anyways.. then the guy had to say again "she's right.. it's just Yes, or No!" gawd.. >> then my mom kept turning her head and starig at me when the guy talked about training tips saying.. ooohh.. see, you hear that luana? you have to do so and so [she repated exactly what the guy said] I was like what the hell!?! I'm not retarded I frikin heard the guy!! >< She kept acting stupid and I was so embaressed... The guy ended up telling us a WHOLE bunch of good tips and stuff for Pakkun.. like potty training crate training, "come" "go" etc... I listen to all of it.. he wrote down the tips and all that.. It was finally time to go and there was the long ride home, we ended up going to petland to get him a crate, nylabones, and kongs.. 'cuase the guy said those would be good for him. We then went home.. and I started setting up the crate n' all that.. everything was going fine.. I was writing down potty scheduals, feeding times, walk times.. getting the calendar.. and all that jazz.. I was handling EVERYTHING. But.. then.. the horror started.. ;o;
I was introducing the crate to Pakkun like I was supposed to.. not forcing him to go in.. just letting him try it out and all that. [the instructions told me too!!] and then my frikin mom came down and started shouting saying "NO!!! YOUR DOING IT WRONG!!! NO!!!!!!!!" And I was doing exactly what I needed to do infact.. I managed to get pakkun to "go" outside three times today too! >< Then my mom said. "I can't beleive it!! You didn't hear a word that the trainer said!! Did you?!?? You are retarded!! I can't beleive you!! I'm giving this dog away!! I am!! Your not handling him the right way!! What's wrong with you!?!?! And apperently.. I was the one listening.. and my mom was the one soacing out the whole time. I can't believe HER! So for the rest of the day.. she kept shouting at me and Pakkun for nothing at all!! saying that I'm not doing anything the guy said, and that I was doing everything wrong and saying yi'm not supposed to do the things I was doing! I really wanted to throw something at her right then.. >> but I tryed to ignore her like usual.. It worked for the most part.. until my mom's friend came over.. did you know the Pakkun is a Submissive Urinater? Well, he gets excited when he see's new people at the door as guests.. and since he doesn't know who they are.. he shows that he's submissive by pottying.. We didn't know how to control that.. until we went to the trainer's he said to have the guest ignore him.. show him their back if neccasary.. give him some time to calm down and relax.. THEN he could meet them.. but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my mom said "That's not the frikin way you do it!! He didn't say anything about that!! What's wrong with you!! Just stop talking!!" [when i wasn't talking at all] and that made me want to throw something at ME... @_@ gah! I hate her so much. She eventually got even CRAZIER and said "You aren't doing ANYTHING to help this dog!! That's it!! I'm giving him away!! I'm giving him to the neighbor!! No, I'll just give him away!!" So the whole day she kept interrupting my training.. and she started taking Pakkun away.. she kept bring him and his crate to her oom.. thuinking that it would help... as if! He cried sooo much! He's frikin scared of her! he hates her too i bet.. she got so annoyed by him and decided to throw him in the garage.. that f**.. she could have just let me keep traning him where he was before!! So he cried there for a bit.. until I finally got the chance to sneek him out.. now this happened like three times.. she put him in.. I took him out.. She also kept turning off the T.V. and all the lights when I was using them!
Becca .......: o.o;;
Dead Panda: Gawd.. you know how frikin pissed I was?!!?!?!?!?!? *twitches* Finally she decided to nag some more and then leave me and pakkun together. She then went to her room, and called her friend and started bitching about how much of a horrible child I am and how I never do anything to help and how I'm not training Pakkun.. She completely switches the story around!! Like fore example.. The Truth: MY mom was yelling and doing nothing to help and only making things worse when all I tryed to do was train Pakkun. The Lie: I was yelling and doing nothing to help and only making things worse when all she was trying to do was train Pakkun. She would say the LIE..
Dead Panda: I hate her so much.. >>
Dead Panda: There i'm done nbagging.. you see what happens when you get me started!?!?! gonk T__T
Becca .......: wow
Becca .......: that was interesting
Dead Panda: I died inside some more today.. >>
Becca .......: :/
Dead Panda: I'm glad I got that all out though! : D
Dead Panda: I type alot.. ;o;
Becca .......: well its good you vented
Becca .......: i cant believe your mom o.o;;
Dead Panda: You remeber that she's crazy don't you?
Becca .......: yes
Dead Panda: *sigh* yeah..
Becca .......: so, how's pakkun now?
Dead Panda: Well.. he's sleeping if that's what you mean.. o-o;
Becca .......: yeh
Becca .......: lol
Dead Panda: oh yeah.. and remeber when i told you in my long nag that I made papers and calendars an all that?
Becca .......: no o.o
Dead Panda: well.. i recorded things n' all that about scheduals for him.. they took me half the day to write.. and my mom ripped 'em all up...
Becca .......: sad
Becca .......: jeez..
Dead Panda: why me? is what I always ask.. -_-
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