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Guy in black cloak: The eight of you are going to have to go into hiding. You'll be split up into four groups. I don't know how long you will have to hide.
God-type-person-named-Dues-in-the-form-of-Roxas: If you don't believe me, just google it.

Diz: Dues, I'm not going to google 'naked hide-and-seek.'

Darth Maul: Look Jacko, whatever gets you off.
Xemnas: For the last time, I am not a child molestor!

Ansem: What do you mean the 24 clock is running? 24 isn't on the air right now. Really? Can we edit this? No, can't edit it. Crap, let's just play this off as a parody of 24.
-The Ansem Retorts, #176
*FIVE DAYS LATER IN TRANSYLVANIA*
Riku: Sora, did you summon the dancing skeletons?
Sora: I can honestly say I don't remember.

London, England
Namine: Man, London hotels are screwed up.
Zexion: Whatever, I'm ordering Chinese food.

Saudi, Arabia
Larxene: I found a funny band-aid hat.
Marluxia: I'm not even a Muslim, but I'm still offended by that.

Mexico
Axel: I have a new goal in life. I'm going to find some way to get deported back to the U.S., just for the irony.
*END SEASON 2 OF THE ANSEM RETORTS*
-The Ansem Retorts, # 177


Whoot. That was awfully long. But then again, I did use two Ansem Retort comics. DUDE, 3:16 am now. I had no time to play Final Fantasy today. My mom woke me up at around 11am or so this morning to baby-sit my brothers while she went grocery shopping.(I went to sleep aroun 4am, last night. sad ) Now, let me tell you about my brothers. I have two, my youngest, and probably my favorite, is Daniel, or Danny. He just turned 1 this February. Probably my favorite because all I have to do to get him to shut up is a bottle of milk. My other brother Andrew just turned four, June 26, and he is A COMPLETE PAIN IN THE a**. I love the kid, really I do, but if your four year old brother came into your room at 3 in the morning on a school day, started jumping on your bed and abusing your poor dog, you'd be pretty pissed too. TRUST ME ON THIS. Before bed and his nap, the kid will run around his room, until, hopefully, he tires and goes to sleep. Or not. Not to mention HE NEVER SHUTS UP. I tried to watch one of my old Video Cassette movies Oliver And Company (Practically based off of Oliver Twist) with him, he didn't stop talking or jumping around. I had a headache by the time the movie was done. So, this morning, I was stuck baby-sitting. Danny went off to bed after about a half hour and a bottle. Andrew refused to take a nap upstairs in his room, so I made a deal with him. He could watch TV downstairs with me, as long as he lay on the couch and stayed quiet. So we watched about and hour of The Little Mermaid cartoon on Toon Disney and then I fell asleep. I wake up, and he's in another room playing the computer. Forgive me if I sound like Eiri Yuki, but: DAMN BRAT!
My mother comes home at about 4:30, 5 pm. I'm like "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!? DO YOU KNOW THE TORTURE YOU JUST PUT ME THROUGH? IF ANDREW HADN'T FALLEN ASLEEP 15 MINUTES AGO, I WOULD HAVE IMPLODED!" So I gave my MOTHER an earful and went on the computer for about an hour, working on those tekteks in my earlier post. Then Andrew wakes up and my mom forces me to take my brother out to the parking lot behind my house and let him ride his bike. I HATE DOING THAT. It's TERRIBLE. The kid NEVER FREAKEN LISTENS TO ME. We come home about half an hour later, and my mom made TACOS. SCORE. I mean, dude. It's TACOS.I LOVE TACOS. 'Cause, b***h, who doesn't love tacos? You're a fricken' ho if you don't like tacos. (Or a vegetarian. If you are a vegetarian, no offense, ya?) The tacos were GOOD. Then I watched TV for two hours until I heard fireworks out my house. I took my brother Andrew outside with me, sat him on my shoulders and we watched the fireworks outside the house. I would also like to point out that I accidentally left the house without any pants. rofl Seriously. Long shirt though. It has Alphonse from Full Metal Alchemist on it.
So, when that's all good and done, we go back inside and I use the computer. I went on Gaia to Towns and went on a cybering topic. No, I wasn't there to cyber! I was there to laugh at the desperate people looking to get laid over the internet. I mean, dude; Get a life and get laid for real if you have to. Instead of laughing, I met an Eiri Yuki cosplayer and a couple nice people. He invited his lover Shuichi and we talked for a while. I have them added as friends! SO COOL! We went into a house and soon Shuichi had to leave. sad But Eiri and another guy was still there. We chatted for a while about yaoi mangas and animes and Yuki-kun showed me this AMAZING SITE FILLED WITH YAOI. Yaoi game, mangas, animes, and doujinshis! ALL DOWNLOADABLE! I, of course got an account.
The site is aarinfantasy.com. If you wanna join, refer and pm me, YamiXIV. IT IS TEH HAWT. I FOUND KINGDOM HEARTS YAOI DOUJIN! And Yuki got a kick out of my profile! LOL, OMG! As I said to Shuichi, "My profile is a walking gay guy erection." And as I said to Yuki, "Better than viagra, yeah?" I don't know, they found it funny.
Uhhhhhh. I think that's about it. Ummm, I ate a pink grapefruit today! And a bi guy hit on me in towns! Ya. I suppose I shall be off to laugh at people trying to cyber now.
HASTA LASAGNA, MI AMIGOS!
Er, I'm not quite sure what I just said, but I was going from, LATER PEOPLEZ!
Remember, Yami <3's ya!