You have been assimilated and are now of a superior species.
Welcome to the collective.
-ok, well, i was just bored so i bought a drink to drink today so that i would turn Zurg. It's pretty cool, really - i dont see why not many people do it x) It only costs 50g anyways.
The only weak point i see about it so far is that when i wear the Blue Flame Shoes(and since i only have 2 toes now), there's a white spot in between my toes. as if the bottom of the shoes are transparent or something. (which they are not -,_-,)