HOLY FREAKING GOD THIS IS SO UNFAIR I JUST FOUND OUT DEMETRI WAS ON THE DAILY SHOW LAST NIGHT AND I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET AND I CAN'T TIL AFTER ME AND MOM GO SHOPPING AND WE HAFTA GO TO LIKE A BILLION PLACES OKAY FINE WE ONLY HAFTA GO TO THREE PLACES BUT STILL THAT'S TOO MANY I LOVE YOU DEMETRI WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?!?!?!?!?
UPDATE-
Okay, I got to watch Demetri. Hehe. I must say, his philosophy on credit cards is quite unique. Here's a great quote-
Rule #1 about credit cards- don't use them to unlock doors. It scuffs them up. If you get locked out of your appartment and don't have the key, just use the credit card to buy a new appartment!
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