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GOVENERS HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THERE HANDS. >.<



THEY ACTALLY MADE THESE LAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (why?)



A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (why not?)





It is illegal to molest a Key deer; If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. ( Why would someone even do that?)



Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay. (WTF)



Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (AGAIN, WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT? DID IT HAPPEN BEFORE?)



In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. (WHY NOT?)



It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday. (WHAT?!?!?!)



It is considered an offense to shower naked. (what have I've been doing all these years....)



Key West: Chickens are considered a 'protected species'. ( KFC)



Pinecrest: In order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be obtained. (Don't you think they would have ran away by then?)



You may not kiss your wife's breasts. (O_o)



It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro. (WHY NOT?)



It is illegal to take a bath of orange peel. (WTF)



No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday (WTF AGAIN)



You may not fish on a camel's back (is that even possible?)



It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. ( YOU...... DUMB a**)



It is illegal to give a dog whiskey (whoa......)



It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois (Huh?)



It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. (Okay, I'd like this law personally but seriously... Who would do it?)



Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THAT???)



Zion: It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals. (so your saying its okay to give it to a monkey?)



Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest. (WTF!!!!!)



You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. (WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO IT FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME)



Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. (YOU BASTEREDS)



Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. (So, ur being raist now?)



You may not step out of a plane in flight. (Is that possible?)



In Maine it's illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands (Oh, you thinking were stupid now?)



In Maryland, men may not buy drinks for female bartenders. (O_o)



It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine (DUDE!!!!!!)



It's illegal to take a lion to the movies (LOL!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! WHAT THE FUNK!!!!!)



You may not curse inside the city limits. (******** ******** ********, WHAT YO GONNA DO NOW???)



Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes (YOU BASTEREDS!!!!!)



It is illegal to frighten a pigeon. (we might as well not go outside then.)



Marlboro: It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun. Silly string is illegal in the city limits. One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs. (YOU...... noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!)



No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. (WTF)



Quakers and witches are banned (THEY EXSIT????????)



You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour. (O_o)



Harper Woods: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets (whoa whoa whoa, this happened before?)



In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.)



It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. (ya know what, Im not even gonna say it)



Kalamazoo: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. (YOU........ )



Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (LOL)



It is illegal to get a fish drunk. (whoa.....)



It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone. (WTF)



Oxford: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. (FREAKS)



Paulding: A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. (wow.......)



Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car. (no comment........)



It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex (right now im going like, Meh i dunt care but i might be like WHAT!!!! when im older lol)