Ok this is my theory of popcorn-chicken. . . .Once upon a time there was a little popcorn bag who fell in love with a chicken. . .so when the popcorn brought the chicken to his house he became aroused. . .after they were done having a few shots of jack. . .they made love right there. . .then popcorn kernels went into the chicken and the heat from inside began to make them pop. . .nine weeks later the chicken gave birth and the children looked and tasted like their mother but were as big as the fathers insides. . . .so after being married in wed-lock they continued to have little mutant children and that is how popcorn-chicken was made.
The moral of this story is. . . .to buy me some popcorn chicken wink
i hope you have enjoyed this story. . . .
 Mr Puppeteer Sparkman · Tue Jun 12, 2007 @ 12:17am · 13 Comments |
