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Rantings of a Diseased Mind

All those who read further beware, for your brain shall liquify, drip out your nostrils, and flush itself down the toilet.



A tale of pencils and syphilis. Okay, so at the begining of the year me and Spencer started this dumb joke about how his pencils all have syphilis. Today Jakie was signing his yearbook, and I noticed that she was using his pencil so I yelled "EW, DON'T TOUCH THAT, IT HAS SYPHILIS!!!" and she screamed and dropped it. Then in third hour I took a pencil of Spencer's that I stole AGES ago and shoved it in her face and yelled "SYPHILIS PENCIL!!!" and she screamed and ran xd I am having waaaaaaay too much fun torturing her!!!