A blonde called me to get my phone number.
A blonde spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
A blonde put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
A blonde tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
A blonde sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
A blonde tried to drown a fish.
A blonde thought a quarterback was a refund.
A blonde got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
A blonde tripped over a cordless phone.
A blonde took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
A blonde asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
A blonde studied for a blood test.
A blonde thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. When a blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when a blonde missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when a blonde took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. rofl rofl rofl
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