I Need a Man
(to the tune of "Part of your World", from "The Little Mermaid)
Look at my smile; isn't it great? Wouldn't you think that I'd have a date? Lookin' at me, yeah, you'd think, "She's got everything."
Look at my clothes; look at my face. Just once I'd like to go to a nice place. Fast-food and dollar matinees-They're not everything.
I've got hairspray and makeup aplenty; I've used toothpaste and mouthwash galore. Wanna go Dutch? I've got a twenty. But who cares? No big deal; I want more.
I wanna be where the elders are. I want one for my eternal companion-One who's not afraid of... What's that word again? Oh...commitment.
In institute class you don't get too far; Dates are required for real romancin'. Hopin' for an engagement... What's the word again? Ring!
A guy who is fun, a guy who is cute, A guy who would look real good in a suit. I'm really great; why don't I date? I need a man!
What would I give if I could live in Salt Lake City? What would I pay to spend a day on temple grounds? Betcha they'd call if they weren't all just so intimidated. Sweet young maiden-sick of waitin'- Ready for more!
And ready to know what the couples know. Ask'em my questions and get some answers. What is a gentleman and why is he... What's the word? Extinct!?
Why can't they think and see me now? I am a woman worth more than eight cows!! I'm really great; why don't I date? I NEED A MAN!!
Ms. Hellfire · Sun May 27, 2007 @ 05:24am · 0 Comments |