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-Mr. Moo ends up in heaven-
Mr. Moo: w-who-where am i?
God: Well my dear cow your in hevon! H-E-V-O-N!
Mr. Moo: Hevon? aint it spelled...H-E-A-V-E-N? heaven?
God: WHAT?!?! you think you know everything you stupid cow?!? your luckky i didnt throw you in the meat gra- oh...forget I said that! sweatdrop
Mr. Moo: O.O
God: So yeah... you died eating radio-active grass..., Didnt demonioum warned you about it?
Mr. Moo: well....ye-
GOD: thats all i need to know...~opens Heaven's Gates~ Go my calf...
Mr. Moo: whee ~goes inside and when he finally step inside he fell through a hole in the ground opened by God~
God: HAHA! April Fools! Your going to hell for attempting Suicide!
Mr. Moo: But-but Its not april!!!!!!!
God: ....DO YOU KEEP ON QUESTOINING?!?! Who created the whole galaxy hu!??! some cow guru?..
Mr. Moo: ....
God: I tought so! me! so i know all!! so shut up! its apr- ~rewinds time back to april meaning the death of Mr. Moo never happened and he doesnt go to hell~

The end! ninja