...yeah. No kidding. I found out yesterday.
So I was making out with my boyfriend, trying to make him buy me a SNICKERS [b***h didn't want to get up], when my mom opens the door and yells "I don't wanna be a grandma yet! D:< and I'm like "goddamit woman, I'm trying to get laid D:<"
But my boyfriend just shrugged it off and said something about going to pick up his brothers [twins, adorable but oh so evil] and gives me peck on the cheek. That b***h never gave me my SNICKERS emo
So anyways, as I was saying before, my mom didn't say anything like "I'MMA ABOUT TO TELL U SOMETHING IMPORTANT D8" she simply gave me a cookie and sat down with me.
And we watched the entire HP series, extras included, and I'm like "Draco's one sexy b***h, right ma'?" and she's like "I think Remus's the sexy b***h, sweety."so I said "Mom, plz talk2hand "
After a heated argument about "HOGHWARTS SEXY b***h" I started saying things like "Why couldn't I be british" and "british guys are awesome"
Mommy then said "British? Oh, your great great-great grandma married some british guy. o3o" And then I squealed, a manly squeal, and ran to tell everyone I was related to Harry Potter.
rofl
So I was making out with my boyfriend, trying to make him buy me a SNICKERS [b***h didn't want to get up], when my mom opens the door and yells "I don't wanna be a grandma yet! D:< and I'm like "goddamit woman, I'm trying to get laid D:<"
But my boyfriend just shrugged it off and said something about going to pick up his brothers [twins, adorable but oh so evil] and gives me peck on the cheek. That b***h never gave me my SNICKERS emo
So anyways, as I was saying before, my mom didn't say anything like "I'MMA ABOUT TO TELL U SOMETHING IMPORTANT D8" she simply gave me a cookie and sat down with me.
And we watched the entire HP series, extras included, and I'm like "Draco's one sexy b***h, right ma'?" and she's like "I think Remus's the sexy b***h, sweety."so I said "Mom, plz talk2hand "
After a heated argument about "HOGHWARTS SEXY b***h" I started saying things like "Why couldn't I be british" and "british guys are awesome"
Mommy then said "British? Oh, your great great-great grandma married some british guy. o3o" And then I squealed, a manly squeal, and ran to tell everyone I was related to Harry Potter.
rofl
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rofl You're such a f**, Yoru.
I lub you. <33333