Sarcastic Qoutes
Friends
"Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies."
Virgin
"No one is a virgin, the world screws us all."
Home
Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in."
Aim
"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."
Money
"Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back."
Mind
"You can't argue with a sick mind."
Barbie
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
Alive
"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."
Idiot
"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
Finger
"It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."
Ex
"I ran into my ex the other day.... Put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!"
Success
"Success comes before work... only in the dictionary."
Crazy
"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it."
Talk
"My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore."
D.A.R.E.
"D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive!"
Prince
"One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is 2 stubborn to ask for directions."
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