I'm currently writing a very epic story. :3 It is about a guy who has to SAVE THE WORLD FROM GIANT HUMAN EATING ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding. It's about a genie who grants two kids three wishes. This is a humorous story, so please do not be offended by me explaining about a fat genie. If you think I'm bad for calling the genie fat, please go away because I'm about to write about it anyway gonk .
Part 1 - The Lamp
Zack woke with a startle.
"HOLY MOTHER SACAGAWEA!!" He then cleared his blurred vision and realised he was still at Jeff's sleepover.
"Okay. I seriously thought there was a talking mushroom right in front of me saying 'PAY BACK, SUCKER!!!#!@' . I guess not." Zack said with a slight hint of confusion. He shivered than shook Jeff.
"HELLO!!?~??! HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!??" Zack tried and tried, but he never woke Jeff up. Zack hatched an idea, and he went to go get a bucket. He filled it up with ice cold water and some Sunny-D, and ran up to Jeff.
"BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAHAA" Zack screamed as he poured the liquids on to Jeff's face. Jeff yawned. Suddenly...
"OH$#%!$E OH MY $%#$#@# GOD!!!!!#@%E#@!$ HOLY CR#@$~@#AP~!!!!!!!!!!!...............................................................ZAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!" Jeff thundered. He grabbed the bucket and poured what was left in the bucket on Zack's hair.
"AAHH!!!!!!!!! You don't understand, Jeff!!! I just got my hair feathered! Now I have to get it redone!!!!!!!!" Zack yelled. They started to wrestle eachother. The fight continued on through the hallway outside of Jeff's bedroom all the way out onto the red carpet of the living room. They suddenly stopped and gasped as they knocked over a lamp on a stand in the room.
"Oh crap." Jeff murmured. As it fell, a loud, ear shattering cracking noise split through the air, striking the kids' eardrums. Red smoke started pouring out of the lamp into the room, as if water pouring into a bath tub. Zack and Jeff heard some Blue's Clues music. They shrugged at eachother. A man appeared out of the smoke. He was... morbidly obese. He was dancing to the music as if he was at a party. In his right hand he held a half eaten hot dog. He realised he was in a new place, stopped dancing, embarrassed, and pressed "OFF" on his radio that was playing the Blue's Clues music.
"So, kids.... What can I do for YOU? ;D" The genie asked....
To be continued.
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