About
I is an eco-freak. RECYCLE!
So this is what I'm looking like now.
I'm a huge RvB fan!
My Character: Grif.
"Well there's no U on the team either. So if there's no 'I' on the team, and no 'U' on the team, there's no one on the god damn team! The team sucks!" -Dexter Grif (my philosphy)
Grif: One. Or more. Baker's dozen at the most.
Simmons: Do you even KNOW how many there are in a baker's dozen?
Grif: By my count...48.
Grif: In my zombie plan, I go to Alaska. Zombies have no body heat! They'll freeze like corpsicles!
"Time...line? time isn't made out of lines. it is made out of circles. that is why clocks are round!" -Michael J. Caboose
Donut: I was just petting the bunny...and it went into the soup can...and part of my hand went with it!
Donut: But guys, we're millions of miles from Earth! It'll take forever for the ship to get here! It may take days, or months, or even years-
CRASH!
Grif: ship's here.
Caboose: Oh yeah, and Tucker had his gross baby.
Tucker: It's not mine! We weren't even going steady!
Caboose: I can't feel my torso!
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Caboose: I'm still laying here. Why won't anyone help me?
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Caboose: If I've been bitten, does that mean I'll turn into one of them?
Church: shut up, caboose!
Caboose: blaaaarrrgg.....
Church. Shut up, caboose.
Doc: Hey look! Caboose is back up!
Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay! *falls on face* I'm not okay!
Caboose: My second best friend ever is dead!...FIX HIM!
Doc: I'm sorry, I can't do much after decomposition...
Sheila: My Logical Data Analysis Sector indicates this is highly unlikely. And my bullshit meter agrees.
Sarge: It's a new game, appropriate for both adults and children.
Caboose: And inappropriate for everyone else.
Sarge: The rules are quite simple.
Caboose: Almost simple enough to UNDERSTAND!
Simmons: There are two teams. One red...
Church: And one good.
Simmons: I think yelling should be reserved for drastic situations. Like when someone drinks milk out of the carton!
Tex: I don't even remember your names half the time.
Caboose: I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget.
Church: Can we focus on me?
Caboose: By the way, he's Church.
Church: Thank you, Caboose. She knows.
Caboose: He is, the mean one.
Church: Thank you, Caboose.
Caboose: See, he is mad. Now he'll just
stare at me until I stop talking, then when he thinks I am done talking, he will start talking again.Church: ....Okay, i was talking to Gary and-
Caboose: Told you so.
Church: GODDAMMIT!
Caboose: Classic Church.
Washington: We have a problem.
Caboose: I hope it isn't a math problem...
Donut: Defenses established, Sarge!
BOOOM!
Donut: Cancel that, Sarge, defences are destroyed!
Donut: And that's how I rescued you both and saved the day. The end.
Grif: That was the longest story I've ever heard. And I don't believe a word of it.
Donut: Every word of it it true. It's the longest military operation that you two have ever slept through.
Grif: If it everything worked out so well, then where's the jeep?
Donut: Well, I have a song I'd like to sing about tha-
Grif: -FORGET IT!
Donut: OW! Who put the spleen ball here! Simmons! I need your ovaries!
Sarge: I was hoping you would demot Grif...
Washington: How about Junior Underprivate, Negative First class?
Sarge: I like the way you think.
Church: An empty concrete base? Is it our BIRTHDAY?!
Caboose: I want cake.
Church/Sarge: They make me so damn mad! I could spit! *spits*
Grif: uh, Sarge? did you just spit inside your helmet?
Church/Sarge: Uh, yeah. I guess I did.
Grif: permission to speak freely, sir?
Church/Sarge: Go ahead.
Grif: That's really ******** gross.
Tucker: RUN RUN RUN RUN!
Caboose: Did we win?
Tucker: Yeah, caboose, we won! this is our victory lap!
And finally, Church vs. the answering machine.
Answering machine: If you would like to leave a message, just wait for the tone.
Church: I know how to leave a goddamn message!
Answering machine:If you would like to page this person, press one.
Church: COME ON!
Later...
Answering machine: If you would like these options in Spanish, press eight.
Church: I HATE YOU!
Answering machine: to play this message back, press nine.
Church: I will ******** stab you, computer phone lady!
Later...
Answering machine: if you would like to hear this in alienese, please press 11.
Church: THERE IS NO ELEVEN, YOU ******** WHORE!!!!
Now i'll actually talk about ME. Let's see....
I'm 15 years old. My birthday's December 28. I like Mexican, Japanese, and Thai food. I have 6 birds (birds are the closest living relatives to dinosaurs, btw.) 2 are conures (sun and dusky headed". , sunny and connie), a hahn's macaw (effie), a cockateil (birdie, who's getting on in years) and 2 swans, Lexi and Andrew.
I'm average height. I LOVE red vs. blue and as you can tell, i love caboose and grif.
I have been hacked several times in the course of my gaia..ness. But i always manage to bring my gold back up again.
Random pm's and comments are loved.
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