This is me
Call me Scythe. I love wolves, I'm a writer (visit Kimra101.deviantart.com), I've been a member of gaia for a long time I just haven't really logged in much over the past.....2-3 years I guess. For more info, talk to me. You might learn something interesting.
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I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree on Christmas.
I was going to bring you all the gifts from the "12 Days of Christmas," but we have had a little problem up here. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with V.D. from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords a leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a milking and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird thingsto the 7 swans a swimming.
The 6 geese a laying, the 4 callingbirds, the 3 french hens, the 2 turtle doves, and the partride in the pear tree have me up to my a** in bird s**t. On top of all that Mrs. Claus is going through menapause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves joined the gay liberation and those dumb polacks have schedualed Christmas for the 5th of February.
Sincerely,
SANTA CLAUS