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ladybellainpink Report | 07/09/2009 9:43 pm
ladybellainpink


Congratulations!!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and

the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet!



If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2009, IT WILL BE PLACED IN

THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!



The Kiss



1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go



The Three Steps



1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.



The Commandments



1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.



Here are a few reasons why guys like girls



1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.

3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an

hour later....

4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't

admit it)!

11. The way they say 'I miss you'

12. The way you miss them

13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't

hurt her anymore.....





This chain started in 1997.



It is a love chain letter.



In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look

into chat rooms and find them.

Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.



Nowhere comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person

will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'

NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future

relationships.

im only sending you this because
1) it really has been going since 1997
and 2) the why guys like girls thing is from a really good book.


If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!



Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be

sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU

MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........



REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT

COME TRUE!

PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!



*WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO

YOU



*NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR

LOVE LIFE.

IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE

BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE
ladybellainpink Report | 06/13/2009 7:24 pm
ladybellainpink
copy and paste this into 10 profiles and press f5 to refresh the page you will see a blue gift box floating on your page which has a katana
damageinc57 Report | 06/13/2009 5:18 pm
damageinc57
copy and paste this into 10 profiles and press f5 to refresh the page you will see a blue gift box floating on your page which has a katana
damageinc57 Report | 04/29/2009 9:56 pm
damageinc57
HAHA I have 6 different rings in zOMG! now. HAHA!!!
Hidea Report | 03/24/2009 12:05 am
Hidea
hay micheal
josenryu Report | 03/22/2009 9:14 pm
josenryu
mike for holy cripes sake stop with the stupid squares its old not funny just pissing people off
Sexy_Gaara1 Report | 03/21/2009 9:15 pm
Sexy_Gaara1
Thanks for buying!
josenryu Report | 03/09/2009 6:43 pm
josenryu
becuase I can and I just felt like it
josenryu Report | 03/08/2009 9:20 pm
josenryu
1 her name is heather no he thar so drop that mike 2 dont even bother me right now or tommorow 3 stop being annoying
josenryu Report | 03/07/2009 8:27 pm
josenryu
mike that was way uncalled for the comment on heathers page its a joke chill out

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