Welcome to "Buy s**t And Scram!" My motto is "my prices are always the lowest in the whole marketplace, except when they aren't."
s**t I'll usually buy.
I will buy all brown ink, 10g each. Send me the trade and I'll take them all off your hands.
Brown Ink Status: Over 3000! Not buying ink for a long time now, unless it's cheap, like 5g or less.
I'll buy all tokens for 0.90g each. I'll take just about any amount, even 100,000 or more tokens. Just send me a trade and I'll send you the gold.
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How I run my store. "Who the ******** reads this s**t?" Smart, attractive and healthy people.
Don't you dare try to undercut my prices by something weak, like 1 gold! I check my listings
regularly so I will find out and quickly undercut your price back. I'm not against posting under me, I'm against posting BARELY under me. I'm more lenient on lower prices, less lenient on higher ones. Rule of thumb: Anything under 5% is subject to my mood, while anything under 2% is definitely bad.
"Why the hell mention this? It's not like people explore other people's store before posting!" You know who reads this? Everybody. Or they should, because it's directly relevant to ME. Besides people who don't read store descriptions are a bit slow, dress funny and smell really weird, but keep that between us, ok? They get violent sometimes.
If you want a 1% discount (2% if I like you for any arbitrary reason), send me a trade with what item you want in the trade title. If I cancel the trade that means it was already sold, sorry. Feel free to ask for THIS discount on anything. I only crossed it out because ever since I put it up, I've had people asking a price that's 10-20% off. For those of you doing more that simply skimming and seeing that I discount, the 1-2% discount still is an open offer with the same conditions applies.
Don't ask for prices to be lowered. Seriously, ********' QUIT IT! What you see is what you pay, with only minor room for haggling, and only for item trades at best. What's that? You want me to believe that's all you have and you please want me to accept because you're questing for something that takes years to get and you'd like me to have some sympathy for your self-inflicted frustration at how long it's taking to earn 100 billion gold? Hell, I probably do believe you... no damn discount. I only donate to those who don't ask for it and random people that amuse or satisfy me. Don't make me teabag you into oblivion.
Don't ask for prices to be raised unless you are going to buy it from me. Seriously, I've had people complain that I should allow their price to be lowest because I've earned tons of gold already and they've earned under 10k... You know what I had to deal with when I had under 10k sold? People pricing under me. Competitive market b***h, compete better.
I'm willing to do item trades, with or without gold, of equal value. NO GODDAMN DISCOUNTS WHEN YOU TRADE WITH ITEMS. I'd like the combined price of trades using items to be slightly higher than a straight gold trade... because items have a ******** tax on them when I try to sell them and gold doesn't. Also, it is subject to my economic inclination. I'm not accepting starter shirts that skyrocketed to 10,000 gold
(or likewise things such as sponsor items that have had an unusual price boom that's gradually descending) or most new item box items (they fluctuate too much, but you can still try and offer box items).
I will think quite slowly when trading. If you try reasonable haggling or item trades, I think hard about it. I won't impulsively take a good-looking deal because I want the money now. I hate regretting transactions more than anything else, except for the stuff I hate worse.
I am not a fool or generous with strangers I don't (yet) like. If you really haven't picked that up by now, get checked for a neurological disorder, because it's that obvious. Now, if I end up being amused by you quickly, you ask the right way and/or I am in a good mood I might be charitable to Mr. Stranger.
Have a nice day.
I keep my store stocked nearly 24/7, so feel free to favorite it and return often.
Not quite as active as before, but still I try keeping it stocked semi-regularly.
The tumbleweeds have moved in... damnit.
After a heated court battle, the tumbleweeds have been evicted and I am once again regularly stocking my store.
Enjoy your shopping. ENJOY IT!
If you really want to thank me for buying your stuff, you can return the favor by buying from my store!... Please? (Its just below the comments.)
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