About

la di da di da!!

whats up??

tis yumi/gatita/kitiara/rachel!!

my life goal?
creating utter chaos!

dont meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

theres no such things as bears. - sara c

nicks lovers are calling for him! - me meghan and liz at ladder training, refering to the mooing cows...

me: look! its nicks second lover!
liz: and third!
refering to two birds at air care training.

we dont like to annoy the crap out of nick at all!

at cosi...
laura: im gonna die!
corey: what? from a 6 foot fall onto a mattress?

access unpremitted! -me at magic show

i hit my elbow on the table. it didnt hurt, so i did it again. -liz at the magic show

star strangled banana -mrs. b

AFFF foam is primarily used on class b firs -foam training

thats one big nozzel... -foam training

rob: what would you do if you had a possible bomb threat?
jamie: thats why we have a cadet program.

me about squad sheet:
theres eight hospitals but only six check box thingys...

it sounded like the seven dwarves were making a porno movie in the back of my car --CC speaker

this one kid asked me how i pick up girls. usuall i just throw them over my shoulder and go down the ladder -andrew at lizs party

harrison and doc at heart attack training...
harrison: ive never had anyone with pain in their right arm
doc:everyone ive had with pain in their right arm have died
harrison (conversation with self): well crap! so, buddy, you have pain in your right arm? well, do you have life insurance? no? here sign this line right here...

its dead and was on the serving tray. its all good! -liz on deli meat

abc party. anything but clothes.

fun times during balderdash...:
Rhodaho. I mean rhode isand! - me
All you need is chlorofoam and rape. I mean rope! - mitchell
Lykenobite. A type of mushroom! - liz

theres a good comedy and a dangerous comedy. you guys were on the verge of suicidal! -damon at play practice

to assume is to make an a** out of u and me

dusty: she's expecting.
meghan: whats she having?
liz: a baby.
about mrs. b

meghan: i went to a competition for culinary.
liz: what program is that?
meghan: cooking
concerning the program for culinary competitions

You know youre at harlan township when...:
you hear "well, the prisoners did a good job"
you grab your can of pop while being dragged away
theres a box of extremely moldy bread on top of the fridge

discussion at the end of troy...
danielle: why would they call it the trojan horse if the greeks made it?
me: well, it was a gift to the trojans, so the trojan horse.
amber: and the greek horse doesnt have the same ring to it.

oh, if the spider crawls back in my room in the middle of the night, youll hear it. itll be a scream followed by a "WILL!!" - danielle over summer bridge

I got your front. dont you mean my back? well, if thats the way you want it... - greg at breakfast while discussing "no homo"

the best way to a mans heart is straight through the chest

shore nuf

life, liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.

mitchell: so, which would you rather watch? boxing or ufc?
mom: the back of my eyelids.

music is at the volume we like it. ear plugs available upon request

no espresso. starbucks down the block

"no place likes me. i got rejected by mcdonalds and taco bell." -emii chan

engineers motto: if its not broken, take it apart and fix it anyway.

"i knew a d**k and he was a really nice guy" -mary

"you know the best part about this movie? no ones going to be in the mens restroom" - timmy after eclipse

"what if the guy is actually cut in half? where do we put the leg leads?" -jamie

rudy: damnit!
danni: thats not something you want to hear around rocks at night.

"thats when you go '*snif* f you voldemort! you killed an owl. petas going to kick you!'" - dylan after hp 7.1


and thats it til i find something else to put here...