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And I love spoons because they are so darn universal(you can eat almost anything with a spoon)!
Last Login: 06/05/2009 12:40 pm
Registered: 07/29/2006
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Buongiorno!
What do get when you cross a dislexic, insomniac, an an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a DOG!!!
So a grasshopper walks into a bar. And the bartender says, "Hey! We got a drink named after you!"
And the grasshopper says,
"What? LENARD?"
There is this guy who runs a flower shop. But he's got some competition, because there are some monks who sell flowers, too. And he doesn't get any bussiness because everyone wants to buy flowers from the men of God. So he begs the friars to go out of bussiness, but they don't listen. So he hires this guy named Hugh to "persuade" them. Hugh beats them up bad, and they close down.
The moral of the story is that Hugh, ONLY Hugh, can prevent florist friars!
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