Ew. -munches on the leftover Skittles- ...Yis. -goes to local zoo, steals a Black Anaconda and a few Pythons and stuffs them in a pillow case-...BUHA. -flees to his bathroom and puts the Anaconda in the toilet and the pythons in the shower- ...PH34R! -stops- Mmmm... TOOTHPASTE! -writes on the mirror, slowly and calculatingly...'Chicken Butt'- Hmmm...-pours Dawn into the sink and starts the water running- Time for SURFING! owo -waits as the room fills to her knees- ...Good enough. -kicks the door down and rides it down the stairs on the nonexistant wave- YAY! -flees out the fron door-
*Pays attention to like never before!* xD Well, geez. If I paid attention to you on here the way you wanted me to, we'd stamp a lovely little "M" rating into this website!
....-ninja stealth, sneaks into his room- ...Hehe...-squirts Ketchup on his pillow and tops it with a few wads of cat hair- Ya. -sticks a pack of firecrackers into a full vaccum bag and runs like hell-
No evidence needed! >D ...Oh yeah. -runs back all uber quik lik and scribbles 'Ashers was here' in near illegible writing- BAI NOW! -runs afore the explosion- Tic tick tic tick...-BOOM- >D
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