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hello. you look nice today. shall we begin our tour of the museum of hellogoodbyekitty? today we will learn many things, all of which are about...hellogoodbyekitty. come along and PLEASE don't touch the exhibits.observe...
THE BEGINING
HGBK was born before the earth and life was created, in fact HGBK CREATED earth and life. it is really a quite interesting story...
One day HGBK was taking a stroll among the stars when he realized that space was really quite bland. he decided to make a race of life that was interesting and that would entertain him. He knew that there was no better way to have an entertaining race then having a wondrous medley of cut-throat, greedy,violent,angst filled,snobby people. he decided to talk to Science about his idea. science wasn't too fond of it. he said that it would be cruel to create such a race. but HGBK, with his sly tongue, convinced Science to let him create them and their home. then HGBK was faced with a dilemma... who would he make them with. he got his boyfriend (purple pigment) and...well...umm...its known today as the Big Bang.
now for...
THE MIDDLE part 1
The middle is HGBK's torso, yes his torso. notice how cut...no,SCULPTED, he is. this is one of the reasons he NEVER wears a shirt. Don't ask him to wear one. he wont...EVER. if you ask, HGBK will once again argue with science to have permission to destroy you.HGBK does not have time for these sort of shenanigans. HGBK is British, which naturally makes him beautiful.HGBK is the coolest person you will ever leave a profile comment for.
THE MIDDLE part 2
HGBK loves music, food,books, and the tube.HGBK's favorite books come from the best author in the world, Terry Pratchett. Terry Pratchett has been knighted...he is just that fantastic.HGBK's favorite food is uni sushi, which is really quite hard to come across in Oxford so whenever he is visiting New York he gets it at the best sushi restaurant ever...Jewel Bako. HGBK's favorite bands are Areosmith, Guns n' Roses,journey, The Rolling Stones, and The Hoosiers. HGBK's favorite shows are Doctor Who and House*.
last but not least...
THE END
When HGBK ends, the world will end. therefore there is really nothing to read about, for the world has not yet ended.
*one day HGBK will marry Hugh Laurie
Random Facts About HGBK
-HgBk are the exact elements used to make Y chromosomes
-HGBK cringes when people are grammatically incorrect
-HGBK was originally going to be named xXlolipop_pancakesXx
-HGBK is constantly made fun of by his friends because he hates pancakes but loves waffles
now lets sum it all up...
Where in the world: Oxford, England
What in the world: A tree climbing octopus
Who in the world: hellogoodbyekitty
Why in the world: Because he wants to
Gender:Male
Religion: None/Atheist
Is: Grammatically correct
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