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Master Ulthar

Report | 08/23/2010 2:34 pm

Master Ulthar

Is yes do like! And is so drunk on your arts that yes do want all. Moaaan -jealousyyy- You seeee why I was totally in love with you before I disappeared? You seee?!?

NOW it is my job to make that into a costume for my sister to wear. I'll need some electroluminescent wire...and...magic...

And time. Gahd. I'll never get to do Heinkel Wolfe if I keep pledging myself to lolita Alice in Wonderland and steampunk pokemon and princessey with frog...

I make you a costume toooo?!? NO! STUPID! -slaps self- DO HOMEWORK AND LEARN TO PLAY ENIGMA VARIATIONS! (I will have no time this year because I somehow ended up in a college orchestra...which is technically a class...and another orchestra...and I want to do jazz choir...and my teacher wants me to audition for a conservatory...and I just don't want to spend all year learning audition pieces again...)

I bought a leather jacket for five bucks and plan to make it into goggles. (The dying mill towns in Maine have good thrift stores. Thrift stores, art galleries, one-screen theatres, a historical society, and nothing else.) This is the extent of my artz T.T And more esspensive than paper T.T

Hmm...that is a new concept for me. Usually when my teacher is like the Russian girl from LOTR I do really well just to spite them. It's what I did with Burgess. But your way seems easier...

Somehow, these last few days have inflicted me with an overdose of Lady Gaga.

I MADE PIE!
Master Ulthar

Report | 08/04/2010 9:48 am

Master Ulthar

Oh yeah, Bill told me you weren't sleeping normal...

That...O.O...that's impressive...jeeze...why?

Thank you very much for porpoisephile. I shall use it well.

Yeah, that. Except, it's usually not green. But that's okay. We here in lala land are quite accepting of green Jolteons. But not green steampunk Jolteons. Those are to be scalped.

Very nervous about trying to make a tailcoat.

My hair's all wet.
Master Ulthar

Report | 07/24/2010 2:44 pm

Master Ulthar

Why the hell do you have to take a correspondence course? All I have to do is read East of Eden...well...that's the only hard thing...everything else is quick and easy, so I'll put it off till the week before school and make it seem hard because it's more grafitfying that way. I think...

You should draw me a steampunk Jolteon. The reason for this will become clear to you.

ANESTHESIA IS FUUUN...IT MAKES ME LAUGH...NITROUS OXIDE...I REMEMBER IT WELL...HU HU HU~

YOU ARE WELCOME FOR AMBER LAMP. USE IT WELL.
Master Ulthar

Report | 07/12/2010 4:10 pm

Master Ulthar

I am soooo tired...I have slept for three days and it has not helped....ahamngaht..........

And they're taking out my teeth tomorrow T.T They tell me it will be horrible pain. They tell me that for the next few days I will eat nothing but ice cream. They tell me I will talk truth under anestesia...

DO NOT WANT!!!

Oh, I saw the holy grail. Or at least they said it was the holy grail. In a little spanish church on a little mountain. I even took pictures, though not many becuase I feared annoying the pilgrims. And of a couple dogs and cats running around the village that were obviously the guardians of the holy grail. The holy grail is always guarded. I know this. I read the book. Le Mort Darthur. The book also says that the holy grail makes people die or ascend to heaven or lose their souls or run away on sight, though, so...
Master Ulthar

Report | 06/27/2010 3:01 pm

Master Ulthar

...I've come to the conclusion that you are not actually a human being, but are in fact merely a random word generator hooked up to a bag of M&Ms, vis:

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Or, not exactly like that, but that was sort of awesome.

Anyway, in the meantime I will be in Spain. They do not have internet in Spain, all the have are pickpockets and soccer hooligans. Hopefully I'll be back some time, but it won't be soon.

And in the mode time, do your best to prepare for the second coming. Of whom, we do not yet know...

In the median time, what is the capital of Finland?

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Master Ulthar

Report | 06/20/2010 6:38 pm

Master Ulthar

AND I DEMAND THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT BE VROOMFONDEL!

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That's...not Vroomfondel, but it's what I found, and more Python is always good. Though the cats don't always like it.

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But no one has every asked the opinion of a cat with a monocle. And I dare you to contradict me.
Master Ulthar

Report | 06/14/2010 10:57 am

Master Ulthar

Nuu, I'm calling your mother bacon.

-gasp- You...you nudged it...and IT WERX! IT WERX AGAIN! ALL HAILS THE GOD OF NUDGE! I can now do that...that thing I always wanted to do...which was...stuff.
Master Ulthar

Report | 06/09/2010 4:31 pm

Master Ulthar

Huhu...yer mum is fuuny...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I AM VERY ANGRY TODAY. I AM ANGRY ABOUT DRESSES AND MUSIC AND ESSAYS AND THREE-RAY DIAGRAMS. I HOPE I DON'T INADVERTANTLY SMASH WHAT'S LEFT OF THE INTERNET, OR I'LL BE ANGRY ABOUT THAT TOO.

Whyyy...why must there be consequences for smashing things, whyyyy, piggie, whyyy?
Master Ulthar

Report | 06/08/2010 10:34 pm

Master Ulthar

AAAAHGRAH my internet is DYING!!

First they take Onemanga and then Wikipedia and then the bulldog cat? How can we live when they have taken Wikipedia?!?

Ah, but Uncyclopedia still works, so we're oka...DAMMIT!

Wahahah...gimmie your email address in case gaia dies too T.T
Covinous

Report | 06/07/2010 6:45 pm

Covinous

*random comment is random*

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