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Hello there you fine and sexy thing! But..not really! I am the elusive -Mistress_Umbra-, yet I also go by Umbra or to the submissive type, Mistress. Either way, I generally prefer MU or just straight up Umbra. I'm guessing since you've clicked the little button that says View Profile, you're wanting to get to know me? Well, Guess I can tell a bit about myself, but what?Name: Sydney (Last name Not Given...)
Age: 19
D.O.B: Jan. 16, 1990
Race: African American & Cuban
Species: Human
Height: About 5'5
Weight: I have A Love Handle!!
Occupation: Co-Worker @ McDonald's
Education: GED & Highschool Education up to 11th Grade
Location: Hagerstown, IN
Country: America
LIKES
I love me some art and drawing damn near anything. My wisdom with movies and games are also a bit perk for me, but I still have time to enjoy my free-time to just sit and watch the clouds float by. I'm lazy, but I try not to procrastinate too much and I like to get s**t done so I have more time to do the things I want to do. I love music of any kind, but I'm picky with my Country and Rap music. If it's anything from the 70's, 80's and/or 90's, you'll probably hear it coming from my room. I am a Gamer and some people call it a waste of time; I call it a temporary escape from reality and just plain entertaining. That's what they're made for is it not? I absolutely love any game that involves with the Elder Scrolls Series! I can't get enough of those games and I'm currently trying to become the Nerivane Prophecy in Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. I enjoy Nature to an extent, but it's nature so I can't bend that to my will no can I? Food and Sex are probably my biggest things is the greatest gift God has given mankind in my perspective. I enjoy cooking and [********]. What's so ironic is that I'm forced into celibacy because of my perspectives of sexual interactions. I don't ******** unless I'm in a relationship with someone. This being said, I'm not in a relationship so the math problem is pretty simple:
Relationship=Sex 3nodding
Relationship=Sex scream
I also enjoy the company of animals of any kind and I currently share a home with 8 cats and a toy poodle that all have their own personalities. It seems like I have to share everything with them, but it's well worth it when I need someone to cuddle with. Cat's are always open to hugs and cuddles! HUG YOUR ******** CAT!!
And of course: Gaia!
I love me some art and drawing damn near anything. My wisdom with movies and games are also a bit perk for me, but I still have time to enjoy my free-time to just sit and watch the clouds float by. I'm lazy, but I try not to procrastinate too much and I like to get s**t done so I have more time to do the things I want to do. I love music of any kind, but I'm picky with my Country and Rap music. If it's anything from the 70's, 80's and/or 90's, you'll probably hear it coming from my room. I am a Gamer and some people call it a waste of time; I call it a temporary escape from reality and just plain entertaining. That's what they're made for is it not? I absolutely love any game that involves with the Elder Scrolls Series! I can't get enough of those games and I'm currently trying to become the Nerivane Prophecy in Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. I enjoy Nature to an extent, but it's nature so I can't bend that to my will no can I? Food and Sex are probably my biggest things is the greatest gift God has given mankind in my perspective. I enjoy cooking and [********]. What's so ironic is that I'm forced into celibacy because of my perspectives of sexual interactions. I don't ******** unless I'm in a relationship with someone. This being said, I'm not in a relationship so the math problem is pretty simple:
Relationship=Sex 3nodding
Relationship=Sex scream
I also enjoy the company of animals of any kind and I currently share a home with 8 cats and a toy poodle that all have their own personalities. It seems like I have to share everything with them, but it's well worth it when I need someone to cuddle with. Cat's are always open to hugs and cuddles! HUG YOUR ******** CAT!!
And of course: Gaia!
DISLIKES
I don't enjoy cocky people. Cockiness gets you nothing, but a punch in the face and a hurt rectum in the morning. N00BZ asking for free art or gold as this is probably one of my biggest pet peeves on Gaia. I understand that you're new, we were all new at one point in time, but begging isn't the right choice. Stupid Topics in the ED. I love the ED, it's my source of education and knowledge if I'm ignorant of something. Aside from Google, the ED is my second in command and I dislike seeing crap about GD/CB s**t in there. ED Nazi here and proud of it! Common Vampire/War/Lycanthrope/Love/etc. etc. role plays in Barton Town. Let's have some creativity please! (Searching for a Steampunk and/or Post Apocalyptic Role Play!)
Sushi. Nuff said..Lazy ******** at my Job. Bastards don't know their left from right let alone they just stand there and watch me work. Seriously, either get the ******** out of my way or do something! New age shitty rap s**t Don't get me wrong, some of it is great and not too bad, but most of it sucks and I don't consider most music today..well...music. Some new movies piss me off because most are just from either comic books, books, cartoons, tv shows, or redone over..and over...again..and again! scream Or they make a shitty epilogue/Sequel that didn't need to be made. "OH let's tell about Myers past and WHY he became a killer!" If people were smart and watched the movies well enough, it already stated how ******** up the b*****d always was. [******** the history of the killer! Let's see him kill some sluts! Niggers -Gasp- OMGZ!! youz can't say dat!". Well I just did didn't I. Now, I'm probably going to get the same lecture I always get from other "upstanding by standard" -You're not proud of your heritage, they're your own people, etc. etc.- Oh? You mean those ghetto gangster guys always waving their dicks around, making shitty music for the MTV industry, ******** up my good and peaceful neighborhood with their stupid gangs and drive by's? Or maybe you mean those ******** that are lazy bastards that b***h about the white man getting them down cause they can't a job..because they showed up in clothing either two sizes too small or too big for them and speak in Leet retardation? No no! You mean the bitches down the street fighting over the same guy because that's their baby's daddy and they're pulling each other's hair, causing a very entertaining, but disturbing scene right in the middle of the street, putting traffic on hold, and having the police drive up with their sirens blaring at 2 in the morning?....forgive me, but I'm not going to defend them. I don't consider niggers as my people, but pure ******** African Americans as well the ones in Africa too.
I don't enjoy cocky people. Cockiness gets you nothing, but a punch in the face and a hurt rectum in the morning. N00BZ asking for free art or gold as this is probably one of my biggest pet peeves on Gaia. I understand that you're new, we were all new at one point in time, but begging isn't the right choice. Stupid Topics in the ED. I love the ED, it's my source of education and knowledge if I'm ignorant of something. Aside from Google, the ED is my second in command and I dislike seeing crap about GD/CB s**t in there. ED Nazi here and proud of it! Common Vampire/War/Lycanthrope/Love/etc. etc. role plays in Barton Town. Let's have some creativity please! (Searching for a Steampunk and/or Post Apocalyptic Role Play!)
Sushi. Nuff said..Lazy ******** at my Job. Bastards don't know their left from right let alone they just stand there and watch me work. Seriously, either get the ******** out of my way or do something! New age shitty rap s**t Don't get me wrong, some of it is great and not too bad, but most of it sucks and I don't consider most music today..well...music. Some new movies piss me off because most are just from either comic books, books, cartoons, tv shows, or redone over..and over...again..and again! scream Or they make a shitty epilogue/Sequel that didn't need to be made. "OH let's tell about Myers past and WHY he became a killer!" If people were smart and watched the movies well enough, it already stated how ******** up the b*****d always was. [******** the history of the killer! Let's see him kill some sluts! Niggers -Gasp- OMGZ!! youz can't say dat!". Well I just did didn't I. Now, I'm probably going to get the same lecture I always get from other "upstanding by standard" -You're not proud of your heritage, they're your own people, etc. etc.- Oh? You mean those ghetto gangster guys always waving their dicks around, making shitty music for the MTV industry, ******** up my good and peaceful neighborhood with their stupid gangs and drive by's? Or maybe you mean those ******** that are lazy bastards that b***h about the white man getting them down cause they can't a job..because they showed up in clothing either two sizes too small or too big for them and speak in Leet retardation? No no! You mean the bitches down the street fighting over the same guy because that's their baby's daddy and they're pulling each other's hair, causing a very entertaining, but disturbing scene right in the middle of the street, putting traffic on hold, and having the police drive up with their sirens blaring at 2 in the morning?....forgive me, but I'm not going to defend them. I don't consider niggers as my people, but pure ******** African Americans as well the ones in Africa too.
I love art/drawing/etc. etc. It's always been my little escape from stress and anger as well as to relax. This being said, my art work isn't the greatest, but it's not too bad either and I'm still a Journeyman at art. My art isn't what you'll see when it comes to Photoshop skills, yet it is the classic hand drawn with pencils/markers/outlined with ink/colored. I will rarely edit art on my computer save for giving it a little border or typing in someone's Username if I wish not to write it out. Sometimes I'll even give it that neat little design to it, but because my computer is laggy and a piece of s**t, the likely hood of it freezing up and having me to reboot is a 65/100 ratio.
When it comes to pricing, I'm cheap and I only enjoy getting paid in Gaia Gold or items. No, not shitty items that you don't want anymore. I mean some items with a bit of value to them. It doesn't have to be like a Cash Shop item or a MC, but something other than starter s**t and crap you find laying in the towns.
Currently, I've been in a very good drawing mood and just giving out random drawings. Hell, you won't even realize that you've obtained some avatar art until I've given you the link and stated why I've drawn you. Hint: If you have a creative and not oh so cluttery avi then don't be too surprised! xd
Badges are something that I enjoy doing, this is really a simple skill of writing/typing out in a very fancy way, someone's username and decorating it on the computer or with my own art skills. These are commonly free and I usually prefer people not to pay unless they really wouldn't mind.
I'm fast at drawing and this is my advantage. When I draw fast, it looks better than when I draw fast! I know, weird ain't it? But usually, if one pays me then they'll have their art either by that evening or the next day in the morning if I'm not too busy. And about the whole give and take thing. I'd prefer that we do this at an even pace. SHOW me the trade first! This not only keeps your word, but also proves to me that you're ******** serious about the whole deal and really want some art! Once I see the trade deal, I won't turn it down, nor will I accept it, it will stay there on pause until the artwork is done. Once the artwork is done, I'll give you the link as well as re-inform you on the cost. During this time, you should have already had a good look on my art and are sure about this. If you're not sure, cancel the transaction of the trade and I'll stop with my art. Simple enough.
Now, let's say we've already traded; I have my gold/item, you have your art. But you don't like the art. Wasn't as good as you expected it to be, you demanded more even though I followed what you wanted. You feel cheated and betrayed, demanding your gold back as well as your items. I only have two things to say about this:
Tough s**t..and NO REFUNDS!!
Although I work fast, I make sure my customers want this deal! If you do not enjoy your artwork when given then you should have thought harder about the trading deals. I will rarely give back refunds unless they have a validated reason as well as proof in the fine prints that I ******** up. And I rarely do.
Some people call this unfair and quite rude. I say it's just a waste of my resources of art and my skills which is a bit more important than computerized money...
Other than that, enjoy the art!
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