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Hey! I'm just an ordinary, 16-year-old girl. My birthday is July 5th. You may address me as Lauren, Gir-chan, Flying Purple Fairy Llama, Hidan, Bug, Himawari, or whatever suits your fancy. I don't really care, as long as it isn't derogatory.
I like to role play, take pictures, and generally have fun. I have a "history" with depression, suicide, and self-injury, so if you desire someone to talk to, I'm here. I am known for jumping out of moving cars, almost dying six times, and just being an idiot. I enjoy all forms of art, but my main talents are writing and drawing. I know I write well, but I don't think my art is that great. My favorite subjects are English and Spanish. I am currently writing a novel that I am sorely tempted to burn.
I have an older sister, a mother, and two fathers. I am known amongst my friends as the crazy cat lazy, because I am the proud owner of 5 cats. I also have two dogs, who are polar opposites. I am finding high school to be a horrible place; well, except for the older people who actually have their heads pulled out of their butts and wiped the crap out of their eyes. I care about everyone around me, even the people who make fun of me.
I have an IQ of 122, but no common sense. I have a certificate saying that I'm mentally disabled; I see it as a license to act stupid. If you don't like me, you don't know what you're missing.
Please read my journal for some poetry of mine and a few useless entries. Comments are very welcome! PM me if you have a specific question for me. I don't do cybering, online dating, or anything of that type. If you try it, I will report you.
My totem is the coyote. The coyote is often depicted as a trickster. Coyotes are victims of Murphy's Law and easily confused.
Randomness is a virtue. Remember such, little perriwinkle puppy in the rain of fishes.

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I'm going to be an aunt on Febuary 4. Hurry up and get born, Elizabeth Nicole Gibson! I love you already! My darling neice is comming!
私は叔母が2月4日になりそうだ。急いで生まれて、ニコールエリザベスギブソン!私はすでにあなたを愛して!私の最愛の姪来ている!
Ich gehe zu einer Tante am 4. Februar. Beeilen Sie sich und erhalten Sie geboren, Elizabeth Gibson Nicole! Ich liebe dich bereits! Mein Liebling Nichte kommt!
Voy a ser una tía el 4 de febrero. Date prisa y consigue nacido, Nicole Elizabeth Gibson! Te quiero ya! Mi querida sobrina está llegando!
我將姑姑2月4日。趕快讓出生後,伊麗莎白吉布森妮可!我愛你了!我親愛的侄女是來了!
أنا ستكون عمة 4 شباط / فبراير الماضي. سارع الآن والحصول على ولد ، نيكول إليزابيث جيبسون! أحبك بالفعل! بلدي أن دارلينج بنت أخت قادمة!
Je vais être une tante à Février 4. Dépêchez-vous et recevez né, Elizabeth Gibson Nicole! Je t'aime déjà! Mon chéri est nièce à venir!

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Last Login: 07/12/2009 2:06 pm

Registered: 03/28/2008

Gender: Female

Location: The deepest circle of Hell... I don't know how I got here (not)

Birthday: 07/05/1992

Occupation: Student (Sophomore)

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I AM OBSESSED WITH FLYING PURPLE FAIRY LLAMAS.

MY OWN FPFL!!!! DRAWN BY GRIZABELLA!!!!

Himawari and Keychi! Drawn by Adryuuki!