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YO DAWG, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT HO DIGGITY HO BALLZ IS THE BEST EBONICS PHRASE OF ALL TIME.....

I plan to lay a series of things that the mind can create. Things that people would love to see. The mind is a terrible thing to wa-- Oh screw it. I'm gonna update my journal more, so all my rants'll go here.

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Handsome young 20 to 21 year old African-American who lives in the east coast of the U.S.A. and goes to college. He is also sexy, infinitely so, and much to the chagrin of single men and women everywhere, he is a virgin. Comedically, musically, and theatrically gifted, he is also a gamer... To the point of obsession.

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1PMF Report | 05/26/2014 12:47 pm
1PMF
THIS BOOTY IS LUSCIOUS BOY! WATCHU TALMBOUT!?
1PMF Report | 05/24/2014 9:13 pm
1PMF
BECAUSE I CAN BE *****~!
SecretSinner91 Report | 05/23/2014 7:45 pm
SecretSinner91
YAY! xD
SecretSinner91 Report | 05/23/2014 7:32 pm
SecretSinner91
OWO I'm spaaaaammmiiiiing you~
Madame Wackawoo Report | 03/17/2014 9:18 pm
Madame Wackawoo
I see that you enjoy cheese cake.


I also enjoy cheese cake...
Classy_Clarinet Report | 03/16/2014 6:08 pm
Classy_Clarinet
My boyfriend is far from being a "hipster", he's a very old world gentleman. Which is something I've always admired and attracted in men. What's great about him is the fact that he doesn't like being on the internet unless it's for school work or online shopping. He doesn't even have a Facebook. For the longest time I deleted mine and then got back on it again for family purposes. But yes, I do happen to have an hour-glass figure, which he loves. Don't worry, you'll get someone who is meant for you. You just got to keep your eyes and ears open.

Well, with my hour commute to school/work I come across all kinds of idiots. I usually take the back (country) roads into school due to the highway being crowded and dangerous. However, I do eventually have to take a ramp to another highway, which is still dangerous. I have people who go about 10 miles about the speed limit, people who weave in and out of cars (especially between tight spaces), and the lack of proper turn signals. I typically go with traffic on the speed, but usually never 5 over the limit. I honk my horn when people get too close to my vehicle and then flip me off. So, yeah, I want to start a youtube channel on horrible drivers. I'm not even going to blur the license plates. It's their fault is s**t happens to them. Do you have a youtube channel?
Classy_Clarinet Report | 03/15/2014 1:21 pm
Classy_Clarinet
HA HA HA!...Poor Leo...but back to the buns and thighs - I'm not ashamed of them, its just hard to find shorts, skirts, and dresses that will cover my butt enough. My boyfriend loves my butt and thighs. He claims that large breasts are so out of style and cliche. In his mind, he thinks large breasts are disgusting. As for the explorations of abandoned buildings, I'll have to try the parkour sport. XD I was actually tempted to create a youtube channel of horrible drivers. Just get a dash cam and upload everything I see. It could be very useful for court if I ever get a hit and runner.
Classy_Clarinet Report | 03/12/2014 10:00 pm
Classy_Clarinet
I enjoy sweets with friends or alone. My friends and I are not heavy party/ alcoholic drinkers. We have quiet (well sometimes) tea parties.

I have always had a big thigh and butt problem due to hiking, marching band, swim team, and dance. I have skinny little arms with a heavy lower equator. All my weight is in my butt and thighs. But that's okay for me...I just need to work on upper body strength and so far lifting art at work is my only chance of upper body strength. I think I am capable of lifting up to 30 pounds right now.
Classy_Clarinet Report | 03/10/2014 12:57 pm
Classy_Clarinet
Oh man, don't worry about me getting fat, I just got diabetes from reading your comments! HAHAHA!
I haven't had a birthday party in a long while. Sadly it was with my grandma, dad, mom, and boyfriend last year. Everyone is old and doing their own things now.....oh well, more for me!
Classy_Clarinet Report | 03/08/2014 9:02 pm
Classy_Clarinet
I could barely breathe in my size 2 dress! However, all us bridesmaids were having some sort of difficulty. OH MY GOSH! I LOVE cheesecake! I use cheesecake as my birthday cake every year because fluffy cake is too nasty and same with ice cream cake.
 

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