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I feel like i owe an explanation to this one so here it is. We LOVE toast...
All three sides of my family. The ideal ring tone would be a toaster popping...
All three sides of my family. The ideal ring tone would be a toaster popping...
Mom: THE F***** TOASTER DOESNT WORK
gets so mad that she takes it to the back door, and drop kicks it into the back yard
Family: *stares*
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Sisters come in wanting toast
Alyce: Wheres the toaster?
Michelle: No toaster? That's suicide...
both sisters search EVERYWHERE for toaster...like i said... we love toast
Alyce: *stands at backyard window* wait... what the F****
Michelle: *runs into the backyard and picks up beat up toaster, brings it in, and tries to make toast...
It doesnt work
Alyce: *drop kicks it out the back door* c'mon, lets go find a toaster...
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Coffee? (2 scenes)
Liz: *stands in the kitchen as the coffee pot goes off*
Alyce: *walks up to coffee pot, takes it and sticks it in the freezer and walks away*
apparently she wanted iced coffee ^_^
Liz: *getting home from the movies notices the coffee pot is brewing out front*
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Last but not least...
Liz: *walks to the back window*
Alvah: *follows* why is the pool blown over?
We all stare awestruck at the new lake in the backyard....
