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Yeah i got this jokes,
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A French people ho goes to Martha...
One day i going To Martha big hotel, at the morning i go down to eat a breakfast,
i say at the waitress: i wanna two piss (pieces) of toast, but she only bring one piss (pieces) of toast..
i say: i want to piss (two pieces)
she said: go to the toilet...
i say:u don't understand i wanna to piss (two pieces) on my plate..
she said: u better not piss on on the plate u son of a b***h!!!
Then at the afternoon i try to eat at other restaurants
i order a steak, then the waitress brings it and i see a knife a spoon but no fock(fork)..
i said:i wanna the fock(fork) at the waitress...
she said: everybody wanna ********..
i said: u don't understand, i wanna fock(fork) on my table...
she said: u better not ******** on the table u son of a b***h!!!
I go back at the hotel to rest, then i notice its no shitt on the bed (sheets) ...
i try to call the manager..
i said: i wanna a shiit(sheets)
the manager said: go to the toilet...
i said: u don't understand, i wanna shiit(sheets) on my bed...
the manager said: u better not s**t on the bed u son of a b***h!!!
Then i go check out from the hotel,
the the boy at the check counter said at me..
piece on u!!
i said: peace on u to son of a b***h!!! Im going back to French!!
Look at it carefully,
A French people ho goes to Martha...
One day i going To Martha big hotel, at the morning i go down to eat a breakfast,
i say at the waitress: i wanna two piss (pieces) of toast, but she only bring one piss (pieces) of toast..
i say: i want to piss (two pieces)
she said: go to the toilet...
i say:u don't understand i wanna to piss (two pieces) on my plate..
she said: u better not piss on on the plate u son of a b***h!!!
Then at the afternoon i try to eat at other restaurants
i order a steak, then the waitress brings it and i see a knife a spoon but no fock(fork)..
i said:i wanna the fock(fork) at the waitress...
she said: everybody wanna ********..
i said: u don't understand, i wanna fock(fork) on my table...
she said: u better not ******** on the table u son of a b***h!!!
I go back at the hotel to rest, then i notice its no shitt on the bed (sheets) ...
i try to call the manager..
i said: i wanna a shiit(sheets)
the manager said: go to the toilet...
i said: u don't understand, i wanna shiit(sheets) on my bed...
the manager said: u better not s**t on the bed u son of a b***h!!!
Then i go check out from the hotel,
the the boy at the check counter said at me..
piece on u!!
i said: peace on u to son of a b***h!!! Im going back to French!!
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