First the month you were born: January - I kicked February - I peed on March - I licked April - I smooched May - I played with June - I painted July - I jumped on August -I Iaughed at Septemeber - I sexed up October - I hugged November - I smoked December - I dropped
Next the day : 1- huge jackman 2- a rabid monkey 3- J 4- a mirror 5- the churchill dog 6- Mr Blobby 7- chocolate lard 8- swivel chair 9- a drag queen 10- Johnny Depp 11- a sheep 12- a mobile phone 13- a mongoose 14- an old lady 15- a transvestite 16- your mum 17- a kangeroo 18- shaun the sheep 19- a spliff 20- Bill Gates 21- a cow 22- a brick 23- a fishcake 24- Antony Hopkins 25- Wallis 26- Dorothy 27- chips 28- spiderman 29- a flower 30-gromit 31- Micheal Jackson
Lastly your colour underpants (main colour) Pink - because im pregnant YEllow- because the voices in my head told me to Red- because the sex was crap Blue- because im a hobbit Black - because the rabis drove me to it White- because I drank too much Grey - because I couldnt get enough Orange - because it makes the sun shine outta my a**! Purple- because the stranger man next door made me Green- because im worth it too! Other - because I can get any
Bulma1017 · Mon Apr 02, 2007 @ 08:50pm · 0 Comments |