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I almost forgot to post tonight! Ahh, sorry folks! Well, I just came back from the store after getting a coffee and haveing a really long discussion about alot of things with my mum. I gots maself a doughnut to. Well, I'm taking the day off school tomorrow to go hang out at my girlfriends' (Mandycakes) school... That's irony for ya folks! Skip school to go to school... haha. Ugh.. that last doughnut isn't sitting well... I think I ate it too fast.. along with the other two.. I have to do 60 sit-ups for each one, to burn calories and such. I'm wearing my sunglasses inside.. at night. cool Because I'm just that cool. Heh, I almost forgot to brush my teeth today. I'd better not forget before I go to sleep. Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly popped into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it came to terms with not being a whale any more. This is a complete record of its thought from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended. "Ah...! What's happening?" It thought, "Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now... Oh! This is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of... yawning, tingling sensation in my... my... Well I suppose I had better start finding names for things if I want to make headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument what I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what about this whistling and roaring sound going past what I'm going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do... Perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I find out what it's used for. It must be something very important because there sure seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This... let's call it a tail- yeah, tail. Wow! Wow! I can thrash this about pretty good! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now- have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exiting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation... Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now, isn't there? And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round , it needs a big wide sounding name like... ow... ound... round... Ground! That's it, that's a good name- ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?" And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence. Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was "Oh no, not again." Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias thought this, we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now. Confused as to what this had to do with me brushing my teeth? Good. I decided against studying that book o' mine for the night. I figured why not? Well, it's late now, I should go to sleep soon.. after sit ups... and I play with my kitty (...I have a PICTURE of my kitty... hee hee...) Stay tuned because tomorrow, I give you: Another entry! And we all know how much those are loved. Well, good night all, and I'll see y'all (OMG I just said Y'all) *you all tomorrow.
~Kieran.
 Captain Kieran · Thu Mar 29, 2007 @ 05:04am · 1 Comments |
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