"Hello my name is Jacob and i'm a homosexual"-Jacob at band camp
"You can't have just one it's kinda like a package deal"- Cody
"Hay una fiesta en los pantalones de Jacob con sus tue padres"(correct me if i'm worng but "there is a party in jacob's pants with his two fathers)-me/Lindsay/Hannah
"Well you know what! I think there is a cliche in your mom's pants"-me
"Sometimes it may take a genius to figure out how we started talking about ice scream and ended up on who fell down the band room stares this morning"-Lindsay
"WAIT!!! did I just say that out loud"-Kayla
"Now everybody please turn to chapter sex"-science teacher
*class busts out laughing*
"Oh my god did she just say what I think she said"-Ryan
"Yeah..."-me
"Huh what did I miss?"-Clara
"You know and this is what you get for sleeping we were just smart enough to wake up to hear that in time haha"-Lindsay
"I wonder if he ever noticed the duct tape I stuck to his butt......nah doubt it"-me
"But it's so soft and squishy"-Clara
"Why do you leave your car unlocked?"-me
"In the hopes that one day it might get stolen"-Jacob
"Really.... you know I bet if someone did steal it you would cry"-me
"Yeah I probably would..."-Jacob
"Totally cause i'm a waterproof robot with lacking facil expressions and dysfunctional facial hair"-Jacob
*about Hannah's piccilo*
"why yes i've named it Jorge"(pronounced horhey)-Hannah
*right as Chris walks by*
"i've told you this before it's hey whore!"-Lindsay
*Chris just looks at us and continues walking*
"you know we've got really bad timing with this kind of stuff"-me
"NO I don't want to hear anymore about his sex life"-Hannah
"Trumbones stop waa-waaing like ths saxes"-Akins
"OHHhhh.... double insult"-me
"My little hornies"(refering to the french horns)-Akins
"Class we're not discussing how to spell turd today..." - Ms. D
"AND if you really want to be in the Big Red Machine you need to improve the a**-kicking, not the chair-kicking"- Lindsay
"for the last time colorgaurd is not part of the band"- all BRM members (minus the colorgaurd and directors)
"Jacob say something happy"- Lindsay
"RAINBOWS!!!"- Jacob
"well if that didn't sound the slightest bit gay, don't worry if you use it as the old meaning of th eword it means happy so your ok"- me
 Rainbow Marchenko · Wed Mar 28, 2007 @ 05:13am · 0 Comments |
