Well, today i missed school cause i had to go to the doctors. It was quite fun! gonk FIRST! ((You can just feel my enthuesiasm)) They made me get up early in the morning! THEN! they made me wait in a waiting room for an hour or two! Oh AND THEN! They made me wait in another room that was marked as a waiting room be i did more hourly waiting! OH MY GOD AND THEN! they Sent some iraqy guy to come poke at my foot and leg with a big metal stick! ((HE DIDNT KNOW A SINGLE WORD OF ENGLISH AND HE SMELLED OF SO PRETTY, reminded me of spoiled milk and cat crap)) THEN! they made me wait alittle long! At this piont i realized how uncomfortable a hospital table really is! ((Imm just gonna stop wit the fake happiness now)) Finally my real doctor came in, Poked at me with a diffrent metal poll that i just about impaled him with. He sent me to go get xrays. THis was the best part! The waiting room was three feet long and 5 feet high! Litterally midget size i had to bend down to get it it and it was just big enough for a chair to fit it it. I started to wonder if this was all kind of some sick joke to my doom. The xray lady tryed to flirt with me she looked like she was 12... Bumped my head trying to get out of the room, i heard someone laugh and tryed to find my knife.. ((Left it at home but i really was hoping it ould come up on the xrays)) Did some more waiting and noticed there was a picture on the wall.. Doctor came back and told me basically it looks like were gonna have to cut off a part of your toe.. or your whole toe.. OR YOUR FOOT! (( Can you imagine my face at this point.. if not let me some it up for you burning_eyes gonk scream idea crying dramallama )) Then he scratched his head and finally said that hes not used to ppl with my "Disease" ((YOU STUPID s**t ITS AN INGROWN TOE!)) So i got refered to another doctor. I get to go there next Wensday and get poked with more sticks mrgreen arrow stare ... Well on the bright side of today i learned that im gonna lose a limb, I hate metal sticks, When building a hospital the builders always keep midgets in mind oh and due to my large amount of waiting time i finished reading Johny The Homocidal Maniac and im going out to buy Squee Jhonen Vasquez's other comic book ((maybe)) Oh you and taco bell offically hates me.. sweatdrop
-Keeper of Demons- · Wed Mar 14, 2007 @ 02:40am · 1 Comments |