I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an a*****e (He's an a*****e, what an a*****e)
I'm an a*****e (He's an a*****e, such an a*****e)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an a*****e (He's an a*****e, what an a*****e)
I'm an a*****e (He's the world's biggest a*****e)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an a*****e (He's an a*****e, what an a*****e)
I'm an a*****e (He's a real ******** a*****e)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!
