FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the ******** out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this scream
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back
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eat all your food,
share parents,
steal s**t with you,
cry with you,
never give you yo stuff back,
write 12 books on ya(oh!!!!TOP THAT SUCKAS!!!!)
(try) to kick a crowds a**(but im a total wimp, so they may kick mine first, i mean...i cant kick a ******** daisy's a**! but its the thought that counts, right?),
use yo home,
stay wit chu for life and afterlife if its ok,
let you get wasted (as long as i can too...i dont wanna miss out on the fun!!)
(again with the attempted toughness of knockin sum one the ******** out...but most likely quite unsuccessful.)
and all that jazz! WITH TUNA!!!