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Continued Stupidity PART 7 |
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*A bomb explodes in the city, and destroys everything. Somehow the crazy's are still alive, but everyone else is dead... for... no reason. BUT, the oldies change into modern-ish-ish-thing-ish-ness. Daku = Aaron. Sakura = Sam. Kuro = Raven. so on...*
Bam: *glances around* "... neutral O--kay."
Raven: *not a shorty short person anymore* "Grrr. stare I'm changing my name to crayon and you can't stooooop me!" *runs in circles* domokun "BWAHAHAHA!"
Bam: "Cool, go for it. neutral " *looks at the big destroyed town* "Hmmm... cool "
Aaron: ((kicks Pierre out and takes his color >_o))"Holy f***... what the hell happened?!"
Bam: "I think one of my nuke's got loose again, stupid dumb***."
Sam: "Brain... functioning... abnormally." *twitch* stressed "Unable to... live... any longer..." *twitch, twitch*
Bam: "... Well... It's not that bad... Everythings fine, right?"
*TV turns the News on beside them* Everything is not fine here in the destroyed Earth, apparently some moron's bomb destroyed the entire world and left nothing but insane psycopaths to reign over it. ... Why am I alive? *dies*
Raven: "... That was oddly specific. neutral "
Bam: "o____o" *gasp*
David: "... Pierre? ... PIEEEEERRE?! gonk "
Bam: "STFU I'M GASPING OVER HERE."
David: *sniff*
Sam: "... What's going on...?" *attatches new brain to self*
Bam: "Obviously some higher force realized the world was unclean so destroyed it with one of my gigundus-nukes to start anew!! o___o"
Aaron: "He might be on to something!! surprised "
Raven: " neutral ... Even... IF that were true... why would--"
Aaron: "He destroyed the entire population because of how disgusting they have become and left only us crazy people for reasons unkown, so we sit here waisting time while we could be doing more important things like wtaching for aliens or trying to flagdown UFO's to save us because there's no plants or animals left therefore we will be forced to eat each other if someone doesn't get us provissions and... AAAND.... eek ... We must repopulate the Earf!! eek Earth..." *grabs Kuro's arm* "MINE!!" domokun
Raven: " domokun LET GO OF ME OR YOU WILL DIE IN AN UNFRIENDLY WAY!!"
Sam: "Wait a second... why would this higher force want to destroy the Earth and re-f*** it up with insane people? neutral "
Bam: "... Insane people rock." domokun
Aaron: "What he said. xd "
Raven: *snarl* scream
David: " sad What about Pierre and Chuck and Seb and Jeff? Am I the only one left?! gonk "
Sam: "Keep it together, man. stare "
Aaron: "Well... enough chit-chat, let's get down to business!" *takes a burnt stick off the ground and starts drawing in the ashes* "David, you start on contacting the aliens. Sammy, you start building tents or something for shelter. Bam... uh... start construction on a defense system incase the aliens are hostile. Raven, you come with me, babe. cool "
Raven: *draws dagger from belt* stare "Let go or the arm comes off."
Aaron: *grabs dagger hilt and tries to pull it away from her* "Come on, don't start rebelling already. We just got this f***ing new world."
Raven: "Get used to it, there's gonna be one helluva rebellion, you f*****t. stare "
Bam: "Hold it. How come you get the easy job?!"
Aaron: "Cuz I'm the ruler of the Earth. cool "
Bam: "Ha, I think not. If ANYONE'S being the ruler of the Earth, it's going to be me."
Aaron: " stare Don't piss me off, man..."
Bam: "Screw off." stare *grabs Raven by the arm and pulls her away* "And Don't f*** around with Raven, dude, or you'll be minus one spinal cord. stare "
Raven: " cool I rest my case."
Aaron: "I'M ruling the world, it's my world." *growls*
Bam: "STFU, nobody's gonna listen to you anyway."
Sam: "Tents are done."
Bam: "Already?"
Aaron: *aims pistol model 4003TSW at Bam while he's distracted* "Good bye, Brandon. stare "
Raven: " eek BAM LOOK O--"
*BAAAAAANG*
David: "B-B-BAM!!" *gasp*
Bam: *has been shot through the chest* "D*** it. D*** it to hell. xd "
Raven: "BAAAAAM!! gonk "
Bam: *watches the blood pour down his body* "Look I'm like the red f***ing menace. xd " *snickers*
Aaron: "I just shot you though the chest, you'll probably be dead in a few minutes, and all you can do is make jokes about it?"
Bam: "I can't help it, it's f***ing hilarious. xd " *leans towards Aaron a little more* "But you won't get away with this. cool "
Will Bam live? Will humanity ever show it's ugly face here again? To BEEEEEE continued! domokun
 PirateElf · Mon Feb 07, 2005 @ 04:42pm · 0 Comments |
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