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THEN RAISE THE ******** OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE ******** LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER ******** NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT ******** MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT ******** LADDER AND CLEAN THAT s**t UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE ******** OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN ******** HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH ******** SPEED.
BUY A ******** MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL ******** BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE ******** OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME ******** PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE ******** OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE s**t OUT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE ******** MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT s**t INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE ******** OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT s**t FOR ******** DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE ******** OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE s**t OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET ******** PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS ******** GRADUATE AND MOTHER ******** TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE ******** ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE ******** RAISINS.
I WILL ******** TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I ******** LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S ******** HANDS SO HARD THAT WE s**t OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS ******** CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US ******** PART.
HAPPILY EVER ******** AFTER.
 Jayce Reinhardt · Fri Nov 18, 2011 @ 03:43am · 0 Comments |
