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Some of my funnier valentines |
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Cupid -
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you ~ <3
Cupid -
My dear, I feel for you so strongly that I speak to you from within the bonds of before classtime, for thy beauteous eyes are... Hey, is that Carl? What is he doing out of his shop? Why is he running towards us? He looks angry...OH GOD, OH NO NO, HIS ANTLERS ARE SO SHARP! THE PAIN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? OH GOD WHY, WHY, OH THE PAIN, THE AGONY, SOMEONE HELP ME! RUN MY SWEET, RUN! AAAHHHHHHHHH
~Unfortunate Cupid
Wandering -
I need a naked Ian Valentine to send you... He can even be wearing his hat to keep it pg-13. ;D
Cupid -
Master Frodo!
It has been so long since I have heard from you, let alone be able to follow you to the ends of Middle Earth. I hope you haven't forgotten how close we were when we journeyed all the way into the center of Mordor to destroy the Ring, and I must say I have dearly missed your presence in the Shire. I hope you come visit soon, I have things of the very utmost importance that I must show you, if you know what I mean. icon_wink.gif
Yours forever,
Sam
Tobi -
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet. 8D
Happy Valentine's Day!
Cupid -
Roses are red,
...And sometimes they're pink.
Chocolates are awesome,
And... uh... um...
...Okay, so nothing good rhymes with "pink." Sue me.
qt pls -
Jayce, dear Jayce.
What a wonderful face.
I want to get kinky,
with some great cream-filled twinkies.
I see what you do,
I stalk you when you poo.
this is the worst poem ever.
now my head, you may sever.
Anyways, Happy Valentine's Day.
Cupid -
Are we friends,
Are we not.
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say I'm here for you.
...And if I die before you do,
I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
I'll give the angels back their wings,
And risk the loss of everything.
Just to prove my friendship is true,
Just to have a friend like you.
--Forever Friend
 Jayce Reinhardt · Mon Feb 07, 2011 @ 07:56pm · 0 Comments |
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