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Diedrich this time around
Same crew!
Hunting still not working...
Eventually you agree to glue all the pieces together into one giant abstract sculpture. A passing aesthete offers you a handsome sum and you sell it to him.
Dirty Girl smiles at you. Sometimes it's surprising what a little bit of generosity can do.
* Your ship's speed increases significantly. It will take you a lot less time to cover the same distance.
* Your crew's health improves slighty.
The ghost whisks you through the astral plane to an alternate universe in dimension n-x where you see your end. In that dimension everyone's a dinosaur, though, so you're not sure it applies, but you use the astral plane to save yourself some travel time.
* You save 6 hours of travel.
YAY FOR GHOSTS!
She calls you a mild profanity.
MEANIE!
Haha my health is good, while you suckahs are just fair
Close
You befriend a number of bears, but their emotional intensity is too offputting. You lose some food bribing them to leave your ship.
* You lose 25 lbs of food in addition to what your crew already ate.
NOOOO!
My health is fair....
When she finds out you are also a friend of the great jellyfish in the sky, she gives Wolf a first aid kit.
* Wolf's health increases slightly.
YES!
Sir grows bored with this tiresome thing we call life.
* No amount of encouragement seems to help.
To feel better, Sir shoplifts some ammo from a nearby airship.
* You gain 5 ammo.
YAY!
Wolf brings out the karaoke machine... uh oh..
Your rendition of "More Than a Feeling" causes a flock of geese to commit suicide by crashing into your ship.
* You gain 25 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
I'm not really a terrible singer, but okay.. stressed
Wolf finds an unlabeled bottle of pills hidden in an old sock.... uhhh
Wolf gains some health.
* Wolf's health increases slightly.
WOLF IS SO LUCKY!
You find a rope descending from the heavens with a note attached reading, "do not pull!"
An immense amount of cloud fruit comes pouring down, along with an angry old man who berates you for knocking down his carefully balanced display.
* You gain 50 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
OH YEAH!
She beats Dirty Girl senseless out of spite.
* Dirty Girl's health decreases significantly.
OMG STUPID GIRL WITH A DOG! WHY DO YOU GOT TO HIT HER? sad
Massive inflation elsewhere on the continent devalues your loot.
lol
"Did you know I forgot to set our alarm clocks and we all slept in for over twenty-four hours? This is a bad problem." o.o
At least Diedrich is cute biggrin
Your hand grows a mouth and starts talking to you. It is very itchy and smells bad.
Oh cheese its.... o.o
Its faults aside, your hand-mouth gives good directions.
* You save 6 hours of travel.
Oh good....
"Did you know that you can put a net at the front of the ship and then at the end of the day you can eat all the delicious moths and bees and butterflies that get caught? Yep, so bye!"
* You gain 25 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
yay!
Diedrich's barbaric act has not gone unnoticed by the universe. Your luck is affected.
* Your luck decreases significantly. Bad things are now much more likely to happen on your journey. Oh no!
NOOOO
Your shirt has a hole in it.
* And you have three weddings to go to.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO ATTEND DIRTY GIRL, FLIPPY, AND WOLF'S WEDDINGS!
You no longer recognize yourself. Perhaps your name is Sir? You eat some cheese to feel better.
* You lose 25 lbs of food in addition to what your crew already ate.
DARN IT SIR! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
"Did you know rabbit's feet are considered lucky? Well, the same is true of grunny's feet. Except they're really, really super unlucky, and I have four of them. Bye bye now! Bye!"
* Your luck decreases slightly. Bad things are now much more likely to happen on your journey. Oh no!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So far so good! We got a lot of food... I hope..
After a hearty meal, you notice Sir's belly protruding. You can't help giving it a hearty rub.
* You can't help giving it a hearty rub.
WTF?
This timeless goodwill gesture brings a blessing upon your crew.
* Your luck increases slightly. Good things are now more likely to happen on your journey. Hooray!
Umm.... wow... That's kind of creepy...
During the night a spider crawled into Sir's open mouth.
* Gross.
EWWWWWWWWWWW but why does it seem like Sir has a lot happening to him?
Turns out the spider meat had healing properties.
* Sir's health increases slightly.
Oh good!
I bet this will be hilarious when you guys read this...
Bleh, let's take a risk and go to the desert biggrin
While standing in a majestic pose on the airship's bow Sir, passes through a swarm of insects and swallows six pounds of them. They're an excellent source of protein.
* Sir's health increases slightly.
...O.O Why is Sir so lucky?
You pay a handful of loot to see a chicken ritually slaughtered, but it doesn't make you feel any better.
* You lose 50 loot.
lol we don't have any loot and it got taken
Out of nowhere a minotaur ambushes you and steals some food. Seems like you can't trust anyone these days.
* You lose 25 lbs of food in addition to what your crew already ate.
NOW I DON'T LIKE MINOTAURS...
Returning to your ship you see two vampires running off with some food.
* You lose 50 lbs of food in addition to what your crew already ate.
....NOW I DON'T LIKE TWLIGHT, BUT I NEVER REALLY CARED FOR IT LOLZ...
Why do I feel like we're gonna die? Let's hope Sir will do something good biggrin
Dirty girl was sick~ I rested 3 days biggrin
The additional drag slows you down but the pterodactyl looks cool.
* Your ship's speed decreases significantly. It will take you a lot more time to cover the same distance.
Yes... they are cool biggrin LOVE EM!
In a momentary lapse of proprioception, FroggyIsDaBomb opens a door into their own face.
* FroggyIsDaBomb's health decreases significantly.
OMG REST NOW!
The ghost realizes you don't have a DVD player and leaves angry and disappointed.
Uh shucks!
WE NEED TO FIND LOOT! sweatdrop
A slab of fresh meat brings the fire down to a manageable size and cooks the parasites out of your food, but you need to pull the whole crew from their stations to repair the damage. Your food becomes marginally edible, but you've lost a lot of time.
* You gain 50 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
YAY!
Loading hunting...
didn't work.. sad
"Did you know that more sand we put in the ship, the faster it will go? Get to work, everybody!"
Oh really?
Your crew spends some time arguing over who gets to strangle Diedrich instead of piloting the ship.
WTF? DIEDRICH IS AWESOME... sweatdrop Maybe I'm the only fan of him there...
Dirty Girl rapidly devolves into a dinosaur, and then gets better later.
* Dirty Girl's health decreases significantly.
I forced you to chug the potion.... biggrin
Cerebral termites are a delicacy. Using a coat hanger and some honey you fish them out and make a stew.
* You gain 50 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
YAY! I got the termites... eww... wouldn't even want to eat it...
Sir had cleaned and strung up some kind of carcass while you weren't looking.
* You gain 25 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
YES SIR!
FroggyIsDaBomb broke an arm while engaging in some rowdy horseplay.
* FroggyIsDaBomb's health decreases significantly.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The ghost is about to show you, then realizes it's way too embarrassing for you to know in advance. He gives you some bullets for your bravery, though.
* You gain 10 ammo.
You are only too happy to help.
* You gain 50 loot.
YES LOOT!
Gonna save... I'm gonna go wash the dishes sad
Meow! Woof! Moo! Oink. emotion_c8  Frogstar B · Sat Aug 21, 2010 @ 06:07am · 0 Comments |
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