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The Worlds Last Cheese!
"So...Bill...Where is it?" A man stated, his voice low, but demanding as he looked around the corner of the darkened ally way. His eyes were of a dark blue, and his face structure was sharp, handsome. With long black hair, and white streaks every now in then, he looked back to the other man beside him. This was Bill, bill was a stumpy man, a dwarf. He had a large gut and always wobbled to where ever he went. He had piercing green eyes with shaggy red hair.
"Wheres what? Hey James..." Bill spoke, looking back to the man who had just asked a question. James seemed jumpy, and shot a glare back at Bill.
"The cheese Bill...Wheres the goddamn cheese?! For Chris sake Bill...don't tell me you lost it!" James said, his voice loud with anger as he peaked around the corner again. "Dammit Bill...run you stupid dwarf!" James growled, kicking Bill forward as he ran down the ally way. "Where's the damn cheese!?"
"If it was the cheese you was talkin about, why didn't ya just say so. Its right here." Bill grinned, running behind him as he pulled a large thing of cheese out of his bag. "Don't go jumping out of yer skin now James. The cheese is fine...got to find a nice oll place to eat it. Or somethin..." He said, looking hungrily at the cheese.
James skidded to a stop, swirled around, tripping in the process and scuffling across the floor before he gained his balance again. "Don't talk like that Bill. You know well enough this is the last cheese. Not just in Cheese ville, but the whole world. Remember what happened to the cows Bill! The whole worlds on our a**. We can't let them get the cheese you hear...this is my damn cheese!" James stated, the sound of multiple foot steps all around them. "Oh come on Bill..why do ya got to be so damn slow?!" James growled.
"Calm down James...we will get to have your cheese soon. Sorry bout the cows...didn't mean to...well ya know..." He paused, wobbling forward as fast as he could, his gut jiggling along with him. "It ain't my fault the cows utters were blown up! They just went capooy for some god knows reason...just bam!...ya had ta be there James. It was quite the show. It spread like a virus...and BOOM! They were all done, milk iffied...no more milk for us im fraid." He stated, his speech a bit off.
James groaned in annoyance as he took a left turn into an abandoned building. "Shut up Bill! You talk to much! They're gainin on us. " He yelled, stopping for a breath of air as he came across a small, odd, fork in the wall. The building was old, bumpy and broken. It had the smell of death and decay. "Ah, damn it...we ran right into a crematory Bill..." James said with disgust, holding his nose as he ran to the right and looked behind him.
Bill wobbled like usual, trying to keep up with James, who was obviously annoyed by now. Bill grumbled to himself, breathing heavily as he suddenly tripped, falling face first into the dirt. His grip on the cheese loosened and it flew out of his hand. James watched it, wide eyed and everything went slow motion. "NOOOO THE CHEESE! BILL THE CHEESE!" He yelled, running towards the cheese as it went towards the oven which burned bodies. "nooooooooo!! The cheese!" He said, slow mo for affect as he jumped for it.
As his feet lifted off the floor, he dove, his arms flailing in front of him, swimming through the air towards the cheese. His eyes wide, popping out of their sockets as he got closer, closer. He could smell it. It was melting. Waving his arms, he got closer, and snapped his right hand to it, grabbing it right before it fell into the flames. "AHHH! My hand my hand! The cheese!" James said, ecstatic as his body immediately fell onto the floor, knocking the breath out of him.
Bill scurried to his feet and rushed to James side. "James...James are you alright? I sure am sorry James, I wasn't expectin it ta slip from my hands. James...you alright?" Bill asked, grabbing dramatically to James hand. James coughed, looking to the ceiling, coughing again as he picked the cheese up, his arms shaky and handed it to Bill. "James, come on, you will get through this. Yer a strong guy, come on Bill..don't do this ta me." Bill said, tears verging on his eyes.
"B-Bill...leave with out me. S-Save y-your self and the cheese. Before they get here...hurry." James said dramatically, his hand which handed the cheese to Bill, falling to the floor and his eyes closing. His breath left him, long and paused. Then, it stopped. Bill cried into Jame's hand and held onto the Cheese.
"Alright Jame's. I'ill grant yer last wish. I'ill eat this cheese for the both of us! Farewell my friend." Bill stated, putting his fist in the air for affect. With that, Bill stood up and started running away, before a rock hit him the head.
"Dammit Bill, don't ya learn anything from movies. Don't just leave me here ya dumb bell!" James yelled, starting to stand up.
"But James, you just told me to...I was just followin yer orders." Bill stated rubbing the back of his head before his eyes went wide, seeing a huge crowd of people show up behind James. "James, run fer yer life...Their onto us!" Bill screamed, it was high pitched, much like a females.
Looking behind him, James scrambled and booked it forward, grabbing onto the back of Bills shirt and pulling him along with him. "Dang it Bill, why you got to be so damn heavy all the time?" James asked, running around the corner and finding blinding light his eyes. Blinded, he ran straight into a poll. Bill was thrown upwards into the sky. He quickly took the cheese and stabbed it through the top of the poll to keep from falling.
"James...hey James, wake up...I, I'm danglin...hey James!?" Bill stated, his voice high pitched again as he held onto the cheese for dear life.
"B-Bill, what are you doing up there...what did you do to the cheese?" He asked, looking behind him and feeling his forehead. "dammit Bill..." He complained, standing up and starting to climb up the poll to Bill. Once he got up the poll, he pulled the cheese off of it and held it with one hand. "You don't get to hold the cheese any more Bill." He growled, looking around for a place to go before a large bird came down and picked the both of them up, pecking at the cheese.
"James, the birds tryin to eat our cheese!" Bill growled, trying to kick the bird's beak. "Jame's what we do now? " He asked, looking down as they were flown across the water.
"What ever we do, we ain't given up our Cheese!" James stated, smacking the brid hard in the eye, causing the bird to squawk and let them go. "Dammit Bill, now look what you've done!" James blamed, watching as the ocean beneath them got closer.
Bill glared at James and attacked him in mid air. "What'd I do ya big oaf of a man! Just cause yer better lookin then me, and taller, an' skinner, don't mean you can put all the blame on me!" Bill angrily said, kicking James. "Ya know what, I'm sick of this cheese! It got us into nothin but trouble! Ya stupid brute." Bill stated, grabbing the cheese out of James' arms and throwing it to the distance. James watched it in pure silence for a while before attacking Bill.
After a moment of the cheeses flight, a huge monster jumped and ate it whole, then disappeared into the water. It took a while for it to fully go back under, as it was long. Bill and James looked at each other, strangling each other just moments before. Looking back to where the cheese had been just seconds earlier, they screamed and grasped onto each other, hitting the water. "Bill, swim SWIM!!!" James yelled, paddling for dear life forward. Bill behind him trying his best to do the same.
"None of this woulda happened if it weren't for that cheese!" Bill yelled as the large monster's head toward over behind them. It was green, its eyes a vibrant yellow. It's nostrils blew air, making the water dip and throw Bill and Jame's off under. "JAMES!!!!!" Bill yelled as James and Bill held onto each other like sobbing children.
The monsters mouth came over them and swallowed them whole. "Now look at where we are Bill...ya idoit. If you hadn't of thrown that damn cheese, im sure the worst we would of gotten was a could fish bitten our legs. But no, you had to tempt the sea monster with cheese. Not only that BUT WITH THE LAST CHEESE ON THE PLANET!" James yelled, inside the monsters belly. "Who knows how long we will be in here for." He grumbled .
"Ya know what James...I'v had it with ya!" Bill growled, punching James in the face and getting in a fist fight.
20 years later. "Bill would ya look at that, I think I actually found a way out! This way Bill!" James shouted, a beard growing long.
Bill was no longer fat, he was skinny, a fair haired, and well looking, other then being rather messy and dirty, man. "I'm comin James." Bill said, walking behind James as they neared a white hole. Voices were outside them.
"Hey...look at this honker. Who would of thought that this boy, Valor would kill the sea monster and bring him home for dinner? Way to go Valor." A voice stated, hearing the sound of someone getting pat on the back.
As James pulled the cut of skin back, they came face to face with familiar faces. "LIGHT! James its light! Air!" Bill stated. Everyone around the sea monsters body were surprised, they backed away in disgust and then recognition came to them. "Oi, aint those the ones who lost the cheese?" One woman said, pointing to James and Bill.
Bill and James looked at each other, and gave a sheepish grin. "Hey now...haha..." James stated, backing away from the ground as they took out their fishing harpoons.
"GET 'IM BOYS!" A strong man stated.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!
80s_Katies777 · Sun Jul 11, 2010 @ 12:26am · 0 Comments |
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