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Ryu-Kotsu
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things to do at wal-mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


I found it in the forums and it was funny





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boxbunnykaru
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comment Commented on: Sun Mar 12, 2006 @ 01:48am
lol


comment Commented on: Sun Mar 12, 2006 @ 03:22am
hehe, yeah, thanks for the comment buddy. mrgreen



boxbunnykaru
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boxbunnykaru
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comment Commented on: Sun Mar 12, 2006 @ 09:44pm
mrgreen


comment Commented on: Wed Mar 15, 2006 @ 01:44am
omg that was tthe first time i read that! xd my tummie hurts from giggling too hard! xp hehe



infectioushearts
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Sy Kirheart
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comment Commented on: Thu Aug 30, 2007 @ 05:49am
i wanna try that now!!
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i probably wont though..... 0.o


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