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*Ways To Annoy Zeke Asakura!* |
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Follow him around chanting "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Hao stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"
Ask loudly where babies come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won't tell you.
On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell you where babies come from (previously mentioned above), look offended and claim he's not taking you seriously.
Whenever he's done saying something, snicker and say, "Yeah, like we'll ever believe that!" very sarcastically.
Whenever anyone asks you about him, say proudly, "We're all very proud of him. All of us in the insanity response unit. That is; We just got him potty trained too."
Point and laugh at him whenever he passes you.
Clearly in view, smack yourself on the head with something hard, then throw it by Hao and claim loudly that he has hurt you.
Kick him in the shins at random moments when he is not looking, and then run away.
Wake him up early in the early hours of the morning with a bucket of water. Cold water.
Put his hand in warm water while he's sleeping.
Cut his hair while he's sleeping. See if he faints.
Make a comment about how he's putting on a little poundage and see if he still continues to eat regularly.
Spread outlandish rumors about him. (Ex: I heard that to get out of prison once, the guards made him dress up as a girl and pout.)
Mimic him in an especially childish way whenever he speaks.
Ask him why he isn't as cool or good-looking as Yoh.
Whenever you discuss Hao's strange behavior around you with others, always refer to him as she.
Replace all his clothes with dresses (or any other clothes that are obviously intended for a woman). Admittedly, some of the fun is sapped out of the joke because he can always get new clothes, but it will still be entertaining to watch him try to explain his predicament to the sales person.
Make up his own theme song and sing it whenever he passes by you, or triumphs, or walks, or eats, or breaths, or dose anything at all.
(Ex: He likes to fight Because he can. He'll cry If he can't. ..Wait, are we sure he's a man?)
(In relation to above) When he threatens to burn out your tongue if you continue to sing his theme song, smile and say, "Oh all right." and begin to hum it.
Offer him gum from one of those trick packs (you know, the ones that shock you or snap your fingers with a mini mousetrap).
Play knock and run at his bedroom door. When he inevitably refuses to answer, open the door and step in and holler, "Lucy! I'm hooomme!"
(In relation to everything on this list) When he tries to attack you and must be forcefully restrained, sigh and say, "I always said he was insane. I've known it for years, even if you've only met him last month."
 llx Horohoro xll · Tue Feb 14, 2006 @ 11:17pm · 0 Comments |
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