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♥ [JGG] Swimming Pool Fiascoes (O7/28/O9) |
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So, me and my sexy buddy Mark had this game we used to play before swim practice. Right before our practice, there was an elderly swim time in the pool, and when they came into the change-room, they seemed to forget that they weren't the only ones there, so they'd strip and be totally oblivious to the fact that a lot of us were frozen in horror.
Anyways, one fateful day, my other friend Maral decided to bring Doritos.
I love my Doritos.
So, we're sitting on the bench, eating the chips, and I didn't notice the time until, one by one, the elderly women trickled in.
Suddenly, Maral and I are surrounded by twenty or more naked old women.
They took up the whole change-room, and we couldn't move without (EUGH.) touching them. On top of that, they started talking to us, as if we were all having a nice chat and they were wearing clothes. "So, where do you go to school?" one asked me. "Uhh... uhh... our class... we have a class... right now... I gotta go... " Maral, who happens to be the more dramatic of us two, was inwardly having a spazz fit. You could see it on her face.
So, trying desperately to avoid the bodies (in vain. Ugh.) we walk out.
Surprise, surprise, poor Markie is missing.
Maybe two minutes later, Mark comes out, but he is MUCH better at masking shock than we are.
"Jas, I blame you. I saw things I shouldn't have seen." And then he walks to the bench and doesn't speak to me for the rest of the class.
Oh, just to tell you, you can't win either way. This one time, we all got out on time, while the elderly class was still swimming. When they did get out of the pool, this lady walked in, I don't know, mid-forties, maybe. Mark and I went over to get the flutterboards, and these men from the class came over to talk to her.
Okay, listen. Elderly men DO NOT wear board shorts. They prefer speedos. ALL of them. Which means they can't mask their apparent joy at seeing a pretty lady.
I think Mark cried. xD
 chai high · Thu Mar 11, 2010 @ 04:37am · 0 Comments |
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