I went to bed around 1:10am. I woke up around 2:03am and was like 'Hey I want an whore-io (oreo)' So I slipped on a pair of pants and walked down stairs. Yes I sleep without pants. eek Anyway, When I got down there I looked out the front window by the bakers rack and was like,"TROJAN COWS! Look at all the snow!" So, I thought. A: I got just grab my whore-io and go back to bed B: Stare for a few minutes then go through with A C: Go sweep the steps so I don't have to listen to mom b***h for an hour or so cause she had to go do it....... I thought for a few seconds as I ate my whore-io. I went with C. So I marched my big butt into the living room, grabbed my combat boots and flannel jacket and decided to sweep the steps. I took my broom with pride and opened the door. I faced the angry bushes who insisted on dumping more snow onto my clean first steps. ARG Bitches I conquered you! Anyway by the time I got down to the sidewalk my back was yelling 'Oh no Thank you!' After I finished the sidewalk I wrote a message in the snow on my mother's car's hood. It read: 'Your mom!' I went back inside, grabbed the salt, put it on the steps, came back in and locked the door. I took off my boots and jacket, marched inot the kitchen and said, 'I think I deserve another whore-io' I got one and went up stairs. I decided to get onto the computer cause I was no longer tired. So yeah..that was my winterland adventure of Blah-ness.
Dr.Crane · Sun Feb 12, 2006 @ 07:31am · 1 Comments |