Oh, sure, America, you have thirty-seven medals.
How many of those are gold? Let's count. Nine, am I right?
And then you've got your neighbour to the North, Canada. Yeah, you rag on us, calling us polarbear-riding, igloo-dwelling, maple-syrup drinking, global-warming causing { you can see the proof of that here } peaceniks.
And yes, we have twenty-six medals altogether. But, oh wait... how many gold medals do we have?
What? What was that? I can't hear you over the clinking of the fourteen gold medals we Canadians hold in our hands.
We now hold the record for the most gold medals won by a hosting country.
A record you previously held.
So go cry, America. Go cry in your little corner { or big, rather } because your supposedly hick, Eskimo neighbours just whooped your asses on the world stage.
Suck on that, eh?[
Jokes, America. Love you. ♥
 chai high · Mon Mar 01, 2010 @ 12:02am · 3 Comments |
