I went out with my mom yesterday and did some stuff. We were going to go to the movies but there was nothing we really wanted to see. Instead we went to this pants store. She tired on like 20 pairs on pants, though only bought one. Next we went to Circuit City. I bought Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge, BoonDock Saints, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Reservoir Dogs. I've watched BoonDock Saints Three time already. I adore this movie. Sean Patrick Flanery is 'teh smex'. Oh! I have a joke from the movie I want to put in here. Three men find a lamp in the desert. A mexican, a black guy, and a white dude. They rub it and the genie pops out and tells them they have three wishes. The mexican goes first and says,"I want all my people to be happy and free and back in Mexico." POOF! It's done. The black guy goes next,"I want all my people to be happy and free and back in Africa" POOF! It's done. The white guy looks at the genie and says,"Let me get this right. All the mexcains and Blacks are out of Amercia?" The genie nods. Smiling, the white guy says,"well then, I'll have a coke" Also one of my favorite scenes, which was deleteled. Murphy: Come on Ma, Give us the goods! Conner: yeah Ma! It's been 27 years, tell us which one came out first. Mother: *sighs* I guess you both have a right to know. So are you ready? Conner and Murphy: Yeah. Mother: THE ONE WITH THE BIGGER c**k! *hangs up* Conner: What's that supposed to mean? Murphy: *starts laughing* Conner: *hits Murphy on the head* That's our mother talking like that. Murphy: *looks at his bother and smiles* Conner: OH NO! I've had ice on mine! BoonDock Saints is by far the best movie I've seen thus far. Anyway. I'm going to go watch it again. domokun
Dr.Crane · Sun Jan 29, 2006 @ 05:58pm · 1 Comments |