Thank you weird fairy!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: IF YOU DO NOT WEAR THESE IN SHARED SHOWERS, IT IS I, THE VERUCCA GNOME WHO SHALL VISIT YOU. IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAYS, HOWEVER, THE VERUCCA GNOME GRANTS YOU THIS PRESENT. SHOULD YOU IGNORE OR ABANDON THIS GIFT, YOUR LITTLE PIGGIES WILL NOT BE PERMITTED TO GO TO THE MARKET. THEY *WILL* BE PERMITTED TO STAY HOME, SO LONG AS THEY ARE CRYING IN SHAME. EIGHT OF YOUR LITTLE PIGGIES WILL NOT BE PERMITTED ROAST BEEF - THE MERCIFUL VERUCCA GNOME SHALL PERMIT THE TWO PIGGIES NOT COMMONLY PERMITTED SUCH A DELICACY THE SOLE PRIVILEGE TO INDULGE. CRY PIGGIES. CRY. WEEEEEE WEEEEEE WEEEEEE. - May your holidays be merry. Sincerely, The Verucca Gnome
 Jayce Reinhardt · Wed Dec 02, 2009 @ 04:02pm · 0 Comments |
