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Okay so I went to rally today, and there were some weird bitches in there.
I'm just sitting on my car, bored, and not knowing what to do.
So then, this random chick starts running around the whole room crying her eyes out.
So then I walk up, being the "nice" person that I am, and ask,
"What's wrong?".
And she replies,
"Nobody likes me"
Personally, I was like *o s**t...its either I run away, or just keep talking*
So then I keep talking, trying to be a "nice" person. Right?
I said, "Why?"
Then she says,"Because none of the boys like me, they think i'm ugly"
I'm like WTF?!?! LOL SLUT?
So then outta no where, she asks, "Can you help me find a boyfrend?"
Of course, the dumb person that I am, I say yes.
So then we go around rally asking random boys if they want to go out with her and they all say no.
So then the girl comes back and says, "Hey I think that guy over there is cute"
And I say "lol, why don't you go talk to him?"
So then she walks off doing her "thang" and I go back to my car and sit down.
So then the noob walks back and says,"He didn't like me crying "
I'm like,"Oh...i'm sorry"
So then she walks off, and then she comes back and asks,"arent you going to help me find someone else?"
And I say,"I can't find anymore boys,"
So then the jack-a** is all,"b***h"
Once again, my reaction is LOLWTF?
then after she just leaves.
Ahh...this taught me a lesson.
Never help noobs find mates, let nature do it all.
 Officially Asian · Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 04:24am · 0 Comments |
