So I wacked my head really hard in the shower yesterday when I bent down to pick up the shampoo. I have to keep them on the floor cause their are no shelves in the shower. Who the hell puts a shower head at waist level? Were the previous owners of my house a little off? Shouldn't a showerhead be ABOVE the head? It still hurts a little. I also sliced my fingernail in the middle when I shaving, I was almost wondering if I should bother going out at all if I was going to have a klutzy day.
Random song lyrics
Meatloaf - wasted youth
I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a strada caster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a strata caster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward, but it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar, and I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down
upon the center of the bed, my father woke up, screaming " Stop!"
"Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said: "God damn it daddy!
You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock 'n roll"
 Jayce Reinhardt · Thu May 21, 2009 @ 05:25pm · 1 Comments |
