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... in my pants.
Only ZOMG'ders and Zwei will get this joke.
And I am perfectly all right with that.
Speaking of bad jokes and things in my pants, nothing ruins a weekend like a pregnancy test. NOTHING. God damn Zwei has his rampent sex drive.
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It can not be said that I do not have a type. 2 out of 6 serious boyfriends I've had have looked nearly exactly alike. Both tall [freaks] both with blue eyes, both with abnormal sword quasi-fetishes, both with blond hair, both with glasses. 3 our of 6 serious boyfriends have been interested in obscure sports that I really can't get into at all. For Toby, it was hunting. For JRjr, it was racing [THEY'RE MAKING ANOTHER LEFT TURN!!!], and for Thomas The Asshat, it was hockey. Out of those 6, I am friends with almost all of them.
Toby is still trying to bark up my tree. <-- stare
Daniel will always be regretting his disician to cut me loose. <-- denile is a river in egypt, folks.
JRjr is my girlfriend. <-- mwahahaha
Brandon is a whore. <-- but i love him anyway
Thomas was a d**k head, not his friend, never will be his friend, he's an a*****e. <-- I dumped him.
And the egnamic Zwei . . . ><; well I'm stuck with him.
LOL, I kid.
Appearantly, people read this. Holy ********, I know.
Besides recent head injuries, another possible broken toe and blatant Twibashing, I'm doing okay.
Zwei needs his baby right now, and I think he's gonna need her a lot more than usual, once everything is said an done.
Trying to write my damn novels without going mad.
I've got 3 Period romances going <-- gonk ******** me
And I've got one suspence peice going. <-- woot.
Not to mention frequent rps with Yunie, Angsty, T-chan, Zwei, and all my other rad as ******** friends.
My literary skills are being put to the test. And I ******** love it.
I still suck at Jeopardy though. scream SEAN CONNERY WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU, TREBEK!
FMA IS BACK, WOOT! SCAR, I'VE MISSED YOU SEXY! 4laugh The new opening music is rad as hell.
So, now, I shall draw this episode of randomness to a close.
To my faithful readers [all 12 of you] have a good night and remember to always wear protection.
ninja
Kneepads are an essential.
~ Blakaize
 Blakaize · Wed Apr 08, 2009 @ 06:49am · 1 Comments |
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