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Surrie's New clothes pt. 1
CAST
Narrator/Shirinta....Queen/Surrie...theif 1/Shirku..theif2/Kimi....
butler/Chibi....little boy/Young Surrie
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Narrator/Shirinta: OK!! Now it's MY turn to get back at Surrie...I mean....to tell a story...
Queen/Surrie: (is sitting on a throne) wtf!!! SHIRINTA!!! WAT R U DOING?! GET OUT OF MY BOX!!!
Narrator/Shirinta: nu-un Suruna...this is MY turn...after I'm done with you...you'll wish you NEVER read a fairy-tale!!!
Queen/Surrie: sigh....fine...wat r u gonna make me do?...eat bugs? Kiss a girl? Have sex with Shirku?(shudders)
theif 1/Shirku: EWWWWWW INCEST IS WRONG!!! SO WRONG!! Why would u even think that Surrie?
Narrator/Shirinta: SHUt UP!! ur not even in the story yet!!! Now...there once was a kingdom ruled by a queen named urrie....but everyone hated her....because she was a b***h.
Queen/Surrie: HEY!! I DIDNT CALL U A b***h!!!!
Narrator/Shirinta: QUIET!!! I'm the narrator...I can do watever I want!! Now the queen LOVED clothes....she loved them so much...she could never wear the same outfit twice!
Queen/Surrie: ok...now you and I BOTH KNOW that is a lie....I wear the same jeans at least 5 days in a row.
Narrator/Shirinta: SHUT IT SURRIE!!! So anyways...the queen wanted a new outfit to wear at a parade she was hosting for no reason...WAT THE HELL IS THIS? We are all being ruled by some yaoi-obsessed-idiot?
Queen/Surrie: SEE SEE!!! U don't know how to Narrate...you have to tell the story no matter how stupid it seems...and SOMETIMES you can ad-lib.
Narrator/Shirinta: SHUT UP!!! I know how to narrate the friggen story!! NOW ZIP-IT!!! Now the queen ordered some anonymous tailrs to make her some new clothes...but the stupid queen didnt know they were actualt theives.
Theif 1/Shirku: ahem...uh....hello my queen...we humble tailors are here to make you an outfit more fantastic than any other!!
Theif 2/Kimi: (looks guilty) yeah....we just need a certain type of fabric to make it....also...we need lots of gold.
Theif 1/Shirku: (looks guilty too) yeah...s-so if you can supply it...
Queen/Surrie: Already done!!! I have sewing rooms set up for you!! GET TO WORK!!
Theif 1/Shirku: (looks at Shirinta)
Narrator/Shirinta: (nodds)
Theif 1/Shirku: (looks at Surrie) we need to be left alone...meaning you can't watch.
Queen/Surrie: o-ok...(leaves)
Theif 1/Shirku: Shirinta...I-I don't think we should do this...
Theif 2/Kimi: Yeah...this is my girlfriend....I don't wanna hurt her.
Narrator/Shirinta: Hey...she made ME an evil step-mom...she put YOU in a dress Shirku...She made Shirku kiss Riya AND she put Kimi in a dress...TWICE!!! Let's not forget what she did to poor Tal.....I think she deservs everything she's gonna get.
Theif 2/Kimi:...yeah...but....
Theif 1/Shirku:......sigh...Surrie....we're sorry.
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