NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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> (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> right and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
> hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
> and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not p ermission. Don't Do It!
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> (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
> idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> arguing with you about nothing.
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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> (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
> can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
> before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just
> say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
> unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
> thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on
> a 'whatever').
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> ( cool Whatever: Is a woman's way of s aying F-- YOU!
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> (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
> meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
> times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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> * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
> avoid if they remember the terminology.
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> * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
> they know it's true!!!
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